Life, 1910-02-24 · page 5 of 36
Life — February 24, 1910 — page 5: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is **primarily advertising** rather than editorial satire. The dominant content is a large advertisement for Pond's Extract, a medicinal product marketed as "The Standard for 60 years," claiming efficacy as a household remedy with "Soothing, Refreshing and Healing" properties. The ad emphasizes the product's longevity as proof of effectiveness. The left column contains minor items: a brief anecdote titled "She Took Notice" about a schoolteacher's classroom exercise, a notice about a women's lecture, and a Milo Egyptian Cigarette advertisement. Below is "A Philosopher's Fable"—a short moral story about Folly, Genius, and Common Sense crossing a stream, concluding that genius succeeds while folly fails. No political cartoons or significant satire appears on this page.
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She Took ‘Notice ‘An inspector one day visited a country school taught by a young lady, and in the course of the lesson said, “Now, children, I wish you to take notice of Ido, and then write an accoutt of Then he stepped to the blackboard and wrote a sentence upon it. All the children except one wrote in effect hat the inspector came into the school and wrote on the blackboard, “I Jove a good school.”? One little girl, however, followed in- structions more literally, and completed the story by adding: “And then he went to the platform, sat down, played with his watch chain, id winked at the lady teacher.""—Modern Society. Woman's Work Miss Agnes Repplier will lecture on “Women at Work’? on March 7, at four o'clock, at the Hudson Theatre, for the benefit of the Students’ Aid Commit- tee of the Manhattan Trade School for Girls, Miss Ida’ Tarbell »will introduce Miss Repplier, and the Rev. Anna Shaw will speak in» reply to what “Miss Rep- + says regarding the vote for women. loving cup is to be presented at the close of the matinee by Miss Ethel M. Amold, given by Miss Repplier’s pub- lishers, Houghton, Mifflin & Co., Lire, and her friends, Tickets may be ob- tained from Mrs. Richard Irvin, 1 West Thirty-ninth Street; Mrs. Henry W. Munroe, 34 East Thirty-cighth Street; Mrs. Schuyler Neilson Warren, 311 Lex- ington Avenue; Mrs, Harold de Raasloff, Park Avenue, and Mrs. Walker , 56 East Fifty-fourth Street. Egyptian Cigarette of Quality AROMATIC DELICACY MILDNESS PURITY 2 _, At your Club of Dealer's THE SURBRUG CO., Makers, New York. Standard for 60 years” The test of time has only served “to strengthen confidence in the sefficacy of Pond’s Extract, the “most useful household remedy. Soothing, Refreshing and Healing OND POND'S EXTRACT COMPANY'S The Cenerai Farnily Remedy VANISHING CREAM is an ideal non-oily toilet cream of great purity and exquisite Jacque Rose fragrance. ‘“‘Vanishing Cream” effectively promotes that fineness of skin texture so requisite to a clear and beautiful complexion. Free Sample on request, or send 4cin stamps for regular 10c tube. POND'S EXTRACT CO. 78 Hudson St. New York A Philosopher's Fable Genius and Common Sense rise no more. Folly stopped at the bank once went walking and came to a stream. Genius, having his head in the clouds, naturally started to walk across, paying no attention to the depth. The waters soon went over his head, and he was drowned. Common Sense hunted for a safe way to get across, and finally he found a foot log. As he got out about the center of the stream the log swayed, and he fell into the water and sank to of the stream to amuse himself by throw- ing pebbles into the water and watching the waves. He sat upon the moist, cold bank until he caught a cold which de- veloped into pneumonia, of which he soon died. Moral.—It doesn’t make much difference, after all, whether you are a genius, a sage or a fool. You'll get it sooner or later anyway ! —Democratic Telegram. comicbooks.com