Life — January 20, 1910 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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he ae me ever since with a lack of independence, and as I am sensitive, my life has been made miserable. I don't suppose you can do any: ing about’a thing like this, on the merest chance Iam writing. A— S— ay to our friend that the case lies with no one else but himself. The idea that any man whose wife is capable of extracting thousand-dollar presents from her father should do anything but continually re- joice is of course absurd. Your wife will respect you much more if you will show her that you don’t care what she thinks about you than if you appear hurt We can only trouble in thi “A WELL TURNED ANKLE” it for us we will guar- antee him a life posi- tion. OFFICIAL WASHINGTON IN 1912 BRIDGE AY THE COUNTESS GORILLA’S at her criticism. Secure another thou- sand as soon as possible and place your- self in our hands. She will be so glad to get you back that money will be no object. Dear Sir: My wile hasn't spoken to me now for three months. Is it possible to do anythin for me? Unfortunately, I am a poor m: ard can't afford to pay much, Let me know your terms. w— N— If our friend will come on, and after permitting us to examine him, and he is all right in other respects, we will give him a permanent position in this office. Any man who possesses a secret that will keep his wife from speaking to him for three months is a valuable man. We have on our books a number of scientists and thinkers, and to keep their wives silent has been a problem of no mean_ proportions. If our friend can solve We desire to an- nounce to all patrons who contemplate a visit to town that they would better sccure seats in our Seeing the Tender- loin Auto in advance. First come, first served. Write, call or wire. Huspanps’ Corresronpence: BUREAU. Not Quite H® S been accused of cheating the Government, hasn't he?” “Yes, out of a paltry ten millions or so. “Likely to go to jail?” “Hardly. He's president of the com- pany and the largest stockholder.”’ A MISS IS AS GOOD AS A MILE comicbooks.com