Life — October 7, 1909 — page 41: what you’re looking at

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Besides being a successful pastor, he was the author of many religious books which were read here and abroad, well as a frequent contributor to certain mag: azines, When he was in England, he and his mother corresponded regularly, and at great length, so the tradition goes. One day a letter came in which he described his presentation to Queen Victoria. Mrs. Cuyler ‘ad it with eagerness, hardly able to wait till she had finished before telling some one what had happened. When she at last got through the let- ter, she hastened to a neighbor's house and an- nounced : “I've just got a letter from England, and, you know, the Queen has seen Theodor Youth's Companion. LIFE Was Firm, But Compromised he young man had entered that mysterious c: called matrimony, and as it was his first off ¢ his father was handing him some paternal vice as to how he should treat the young wife. When you have any little differences of opin- ion, my s "he said to the boy if you can’t persuade Margaret that you are right—and you probably can are all about alike—you must compromise. Be firm; yet be considerate and compromise.” “Yes, father,’ replied the son. “TL well remember a little experience," and a re minise ent expression came over the old man's on the very threshold of the married life of your mother and myself, and it was the basis of all future disputes. It was this way. wanted to spend the summer, our first vacation together, in Maine, and your mother wanted to go to Saratoga, That was thirty years ago. But I shall never forget how firm and yet how con- siderate I was with your mother, and how we compromised, avoiding all dispute. “Ir was this way. We stayed from Saturday noon to Tuesday morning at Bar Harbor; and then we spent the rest of the summer at Sara- toga. Yes, indeed,”’ the old man added with a sigh, “that’s the only way to deal with a woman. You must be firm; but be willing to compromise a little once in awhile, as I have done with your mother.”"—Sunday Magazine. A Return in Kind Mark Twain once asked a neighbor if he might borrow a set of his books. The neighbor replied ungraciously that he was welcome to read them in his library, but he had a_rule never to let his books leave his house. Some weeks later the same neighbor sent over to ask for ark Twain's lawn-mower. aid Mark, “ but since I make it a rule never to let it leave my lawn you will be obliged to use it there."’"—Ladies’ Home Journal, The Lesson Scnoot Traciter: What lesson do we learn from the busy bes Tommy Turret City Sta A Not to get stung.—Kansas Delight Club Cocktails Ever wanted a cocktail, and found that gin, ver- mouth or whiskey had run out? This never happens with Crus CockTAILs in the house. Keepa bottle on hand and have the best cocktail in the world always ready for serving. Martini (gin base) Man- hattan (whiskey base) are al- ways popular. G. F. 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' SURBRUG 204 Broadway NEW YORK Established 50 Years Sized Up “Yes,” remarked the fat man on the rear plat- form, “I once refused to buy the site of Chicago for four clam shells and a quart of rum.’" The tall passenger was silent “T could have bought the original telephone patents for eleven Mexican dollars and a brass watch,’ continued the fat man, “but I turned tem down.” No response. “You are not interested in my reminiscences, friend ?"* I am not,’ answered the tall man candidly. selling airship stock. You don’t want *—Washington Herald. comicbooks.com