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This brief satirical piece mocks Commander Peary's possessive attitude toward the North Pole. The author argues that while poet Wordsworth's similar territorial feelings about mountains were merely "amiable weakness," Peary's claim represents actual greed—because unlike mountains, there is only *one* North Pole. The satire's point: explorers who invest significant time and money reaching the pole deserve exclusive literary rights to profit from it. If other writers rushed north freely, the pole's commercial value for magazine articles would collapse, making the explorer's investment worthless. This references the early 20th-century race for polar exploration, when figures like Peary competed for discovery claims. The piece humorously treats geographic exploration as intellectual property, suggesting the pole is a finite literary commodity rather than a natural wonder.

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Arthur Guiterman Polar Monopoly CCORDING to Sverdrup, Commander Peary “thinks he has a’ lease on the pole.” A curious state of mind—or so it would scem to one who has never been pos- sessed by an idea—yet not without precedent It is told of Wordsworth, for example, that he had a sense of literary proprietorship in moun- tains, and was inclined to resent another person's enthusiasm for these inspiring features of the landscape. Now, this attitude of Wordsworth, so far as we are aware, has never been re Nideal Health resort aiteactive during the wlater with frstcls scaly i and EXCELSIOR SPRINGS, MISSOURI. reached tron Seal . feaving BOP Md Springs tor beeaktast the next Denner the train : I Panenger Arcot, Chicago. G. A. BLAIR, Gew't Eastera Agent. 391 w York City. garded as anything more serious thay amiable weakness; yet, compared with Com- mander Peary’s mild obsession, it was scaly an expression of reprehensible greed. ‘here have been and always will be mountains to spare for everybody who wishes to. wri about them. A landscape poet, moreover, has an inexhaustible fund of subjects with which he necd not he too inconveniently i: when the weather is inclement. But cor the case of the explorer. There is only North Pole (we do not wish to be ¢ however, and are open to argument) order to ma copy” out of it for the zines it is incumbent. upon the explor journey there at considerable outlay of time and money. If writers rushed Areticward in} large numbers, without regard to e¢ an- other's feeling or the consequent slump in the rate per word, the pole would cease to be a literary prize.’ As it is, we are credibly in formed, that the last book on the subjec sued at $5 per volume, netted the author $2.15 in royalties, On the whole, we think Commander Peary is not so unreasonable as Sverdrup would seem to intimate. All that we can ask of a polar lessee is t he be merciful to writers and readers generally, and give us a chance to write and talk about mere literature, if only by way of recreation. Brandes as a “Best Seller” 'HE, shocking inaccuracies of a breakneck daily journalism are so frequently. be- wailed by those leisurely gentlemen w prepare the predigested pabulum of our monthly magazines that any lapse, on their part, fr the absolute truth is always an occasion for sincere and whispered grief. A memorable in- stance comes to mind in the case of Mr. Ed- ward Bok. 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