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This page contains primarily **advertisements and literary excerpts** rather than political satire. The main content includes: 1. **"Sparks from Old Anvils"** — A philosophical column quoting Francis Bacon's essays on marriage versus single life, discussing whether unmarried men or fathers make better citizens and servants. 2. **Religious and diplomatic quotes** — Including observations on religion as fashion and the absurdity of rewarding ambassadors with mere ribbon rather than actual compensation. 3. **Benjamin Franklin's Epitaph** — A self-written epitaph presenting himself as a worn book awaiting correction and republication. 4. **Pompeian Massage Cream advertisement** — A prominent ad using silhouettes of fashionable women debating whether to wear veils, then pitching the cream as a path to perfect childhood complexion. The page reflects early 20th-century Life magazine's format: mixing literary reprints, social commentary, and beauty product advertising aimed at maintaining feminine appearance standards.

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edb RIES log. A beer tbat apprsis at once to KP. B. Lager and be healthy. Restanrants and Cafes G. VAN NOSTRAND, PYysy,7gutt voenasegcueeeenezsssee € SPARKS j/2 FROH OLD ANVILS Of Marriage and Single Life Eh He that hath wife and children bath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mis- Certainly the best works, and of great- est merit for the public, nave proceeded from snmarried or childless men, which both in on and means have married and endowed Yet it were great reason that those that have children should have greatest care of fuiure times, unto which they know they nust transmit their dearest pledges. Unmarried en are best friends, best masters, best servants ; ness the ority a ied the public. t not always best subjects; for they are light ress to run away—and almost all fugitives are of usin hat condition, ingle life does well with ried! Jergymen, for charity will hardly water the $10 | where it must first fill the pool. It is ther crent for judges and magistrates, for if tbey be facile and corrupt, you shall have a servant five tim worse than a wife. For so fter fiers, Efi erals commonly, in their horta- ther ves men in mind of their wives and chil- ried n nd L think the despising of marriage 10W ig the Turks maketh the vulgar soldier more on se Certainly, wife and children are a kind cipline of humanity; and single men, = thoush they be many times more charitable, be their means are less exhaust, yet, on the le, they are more crucl and hard-hearted 1 to make severe inquisitors), because their ss is not so oft called upon. Wives are nce en's mistresses; companions for middle nd old mens’ nurses; so that a man may ‘) ) quarrel to marry when he will. But dis was reputed of the wise men that made r to the question when a man_ should — c “A young man, not yet; an elder ot at ali."—Lord Bacon, " Essays.” yards of ribbon, and he is recompensed for the loss of his leg. Should an ambassador spend all his fortune in supporting the honor of his country abroad, the king presents him with two yards of ribbon, which is considered the equiva- lent of his est In short, as long as a European king has a yard or two of blue or green ribbon he will not want statesmen, gen- erals, and solders—From Frazer and Squair's French Reader. Religion Religion is like the fashion: One man wears his doublet slashed, another laced, another plain; but every man has a doublet. | So every man has his religion. We differ about trim- ming.—Selden’s “ Table Talk.’’ Epitaph for Himself Benjamin Franklin’ Benjamin Franklin (like the cover of an old book, its contents torn out, and stript of its lettering and gilding) lies here food for worms; yet the work itself shall not be lost, for it will (as he believed) appear once more in a new and more beautiful edition, corrected and amended by The Author. That is the Question Are you proud of your com- plexion or are you not? Of course, all girls wear veils some times, but some girls wear veils a/ times. You don’t need ever to wear a veil. The soft, smooth, picture- of-health skin which Nature gives to all children is yours by right, and every girl or woman can, if she will, re n, or regain, the per- fect, pretty complexion of childhood— simply by a few moments’ frequent massage with “Don't envy a good complexion—use Pompeian and have onc” Itisnota*cold"? or “grease** cream, The latter have their uses, yet they can never do the work of a massage cream like Pom Grease creams fill the pores. Pompeian Massage Cream cleanses them by taking out all foreign matter that causes blackheads, sallowness, shiny complexions, etc. Pompeian Massage nis the largest selling face cream in the world, 10,000 jars being made and sold daily. All dealers, $0c, 7Sc and $1 a jar. Cream sent to any part of the world, postage prepaid, if dealer can’t supply you. For men, Pompeian Massage Cream takes away soreness after shaving. By removing the soap from the pores it allays the irritation 0 distressing to those to whom a thick, fast-growing beard makes constant shaving @ necessity. Get a Trial Jar and Book Cut off Coupon NOW Before Paper ts Lost #a- Decorations The princes of rope have found out a man- ner of rewarding their subjects who have be- h | well by presenting them with about two yards of blue ribbon, which is worn on the Those who are honored with this mark inetion are called knights, and the king himself is always at the head of the order. This is a cheap method of recompensing the most important services, and it is very fortunate for that their. subjects are satisfied with such »g rewards. Should a nobleman lose his in-a battle, the king presents him with two Different from All Others Box ot 10, zits; $9, $1.25; 190, $2.25: Plain or con es 110, 2s, 80.25 1, $2.25 Pain or cork Upped. I netet your . Hoffman Company. Mfrs..179 Madison 8t.. 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