Life — August 5, 1909 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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sl JE15§9r RS ANT, Nyllv Ny LLy) Etiquette for Any African Jungle Hunter Laugh with the gay hyena, Weep with the crocodile; Attune your mood To the jungle brood ; When others are smiling, smilz. Add with the busy adder, Chatter with chimpanzees; If porcupines Have fretful spines Be tactful, and strive to please. Clean the spots from the leopard; Return the bear's fond hug; When the tigers bound, Lie on the ground, And act like a tiger rug With zebras wear striped clothing; Up with the Times “I was detained in getting here,"’ explained the caller, who had come to look at the flat. "I boarded one of those pay-as-you-enter cars, and the conductor refused to change a five-dollar bill So I had to get off, hunt up change for the bill, and take a later ca “That's all right,” said the agent of the build- ing. “I'll show you the rooms now.” After half an hour’s inspection the caller de clared himself satisfied. “T think I'll take the flat,” he said. “ By the way, my moving expenses are going to be pretty heavy, and very likely I shall be short of cash for a while. If I should pay the first_month’s rent a couple of weeks or so after moving in, | presume it would be all right? ‘o, sir,’’ grimly answered the agent, who did not much like his looks, anyhow. “This is a pay as-you-enter house.""—Youth’s Companion. Accommodated Subscriber,’ Santa From one who signs Clara, California : “Referring to your editorial on books, your issue of June 19, will you kindly print ‘the best pun in the English language’ therein mentioned I inquire for to know.” It occurs in the last verses of Thomas Hood's thless Nelly “His death, wi Brown’: With camels a camel's-hair shawl; ch Bappened in Ris berth, apt your tone To the beasts’ own, And you'll have no trouble at all! —Carolyn Wells, Harper's W ORIGINAL VAUDEVILLE IN LITTLE OLD At forty-odd_ befell; NEW YORK They went and told the sexton, And the sexton tolled the bell.’* The pronunciation of final judgment on this pun does not preclude an interest in other can- didates.—Collier’s. THE GREAT THRILLER—OR GOING TO BROOKLYN the United States. Great Hiritain, Canady and nal postage to foreign countries in the Postal Single current copies. lo cents. Hack numbers, alter three Lupe is published every Tharsday, si Building, Chancery Lane, London, E. C British Possessions Union, $1.04 year 82 cent ‘Months from date of publication, 25 cents. No contribution will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and ads elope. Live dees not hold itself responsibie for the lots or non return of unrolictt Livwis for sale by afi Newsdealers in Great lintain. England. Agents. rentanc’s. 37 Ave, de Opera, Pas est . ly New try “Georges. Paris Via Firenge, Milani Mayence: Germusy The text and illustrations in Live. are copyrighted. Extracts from the text may be used, gi ‘due credit; but the nstrations are not to be reproduced without special permission obtained mpt notification shonld be sent by subscribers of any chance of address. The International News Company, Hreams BREWSTER @ CO Broadway and 47th St. NEW YorRK DELAUNAY-BELLEVILLE CHASSIS The New Low-Powered 6-Cylinder Chassis Perfection for Town and Suburban Use PEERLESS CARS (By special arrangement with the Peerless Motor Car Co.) Fitted with Our Exclusive Coach Work BODIES FOR ANY CHASSIS REPAIRS TO BODY OR MOTOR comicbooks.com