Life — July 15, 1909 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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# "Life" Page 79: "As They Were Never Painted" This satirical illustration presents famous historical figures reimagined as caricatures in exaggerated, unflattering poses. The labeled figures include Napoleon (shown hunched), J. Caesar, Savonarola, Socrates, Dante of Wellington, Alexander the Great, Franklin, Columbus, Cleopatra, and "The Mother of the Graces." The central dark mass—likely a classical painting—contrasts with the grotesque sketches surrounding it, suggesting these dignified historical figures would look ridiculous if depicted honestly rather than idealized in traditional art. The page's title, "As They Were Never Painted," indicates the satire: it mocks how history sanitizes and romanticizes great figures through conventional portraiture, when candid reality would reveal them as ordinary or even absurd humans rather than monuments.