Life — July 15, 1909 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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I thought I heard a kiss,? said the lady, “but nobody kissed me.’” Then the men suddenly glared at each other flushed and looked painfully sheepish — Summer Board I'm an author, you understand, spending my vacation on a farm to get local color. How uch will board be?" Ten per week,"’ replied the farmer, “and $2 extra if, we're expected to talk dialect.’— Kansas City Journal. $ $ i s $ $ $ § $ is $ $ $ 5 s $ $ $ § ry Pd A Never Failing Supply The fond husband was seeing his wife off with the children for their vacation in the country. As she got into the train, he said, “ But, my dear, won't you take some fiction to read?” “Oh, nol’? she responded sweetly, depend upon your letters from home.” Tattler. “T shall '—London Valuable Information A: I used a word in speaking to my wife which offended her sorely a week ago. She has not spoken a syllable to me sinc B: Would you mind telling me what it was?— Fliegende Blactter. “Tuat boy of yours whistles the Widow " waltz very correctly” “Oh, he's a wonder. He remembers every tune he ever hears.”’ “Gee! He'll maki composer some day ‘Merry fortune as a comic opera Cleveland Leader. 5 5 5 5 5 § 5 5 5 5 Liqueur Peres Chartreux ‘The original and genuize Chartreuse has alwa: een and still is made by tho Carthusiaa Monks Pores Chartreuz), who, singe thelr expulsion ‘rom France, have been’ located at Se Peart though tho old labels and tn Originated by the Monks havo been adju SEF Reactor Gousts ‘ot this country to be st the exclusive property of the Monk their worid owned product 1s nowadays known as ‘Liqueur Péres Chartreux.” at bas tery hl ‘Wine Merchants, Grocers, Fotela Ontte, 'é Co., 45 Broadway, New York, N. 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What was the next sh-like Inn of Asheville, Quick in Wit as in War coming from across the water ick wit of a German attaché assy who was good story concerns the q the London ¢ I yet scen Major du Maurier’s play. “An Englishman's Home.’’ As soon as this drama was presented, and especially since it has been made accessible as a book, the public has been keen to know how the Germans view a satire which makes the English volunteer army a laugh- able failure in the face of a German enemy “Have you seen ‘An Englishman's Hom the attaché was asked; to which he replied: “I he other evening; it may have been called ‘An lishman’s Home,” but it might just as well have been called ‘What Every German Knows.’ ’—Horper’s Literary Gossip. Bruancuirr Maxon, BRIARCLIFF LODGE A Resort Hotel of High Quality Open from May Ist to December Ist with superior accommoda- tions for three hundred guests. Apartments decorated and furnished under exclusive orders for lease engagement. DAVID B. 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