Life, 1909-05-27 · page 27 of 32
Life — May 27, 1909 — page 27: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** interspersed with historical and literary content. There are no political cartoons or satirical commentary requiring historical context. The advertisements include: - **Keen Kutter Safety Razors**: Claims the razor requires no practice—users are "proficient" immediately upon purchase, contrasting with competitors requiring skill development. - **Evans' Ale**: Emphasizes three generations maintaining quality standards. - **Hartshorn Shade Rollers**: Promotes improved design with no tacks required. The editorial content includes historical excerpts (Herodotus on Babylonian marriage customs, Smollet on Scottish golf) and a patriotic poem "To Liberty" by Oliver Herford. The bottom section advertises "The House Beautiful Portfolio" for home decoration advice. This is a standard early 20th-century magazine page mixing consumer products with cultural/educational content—not satirical commentary.
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fa bag The Only Safety Razor You Don’t Have to Practice With You are proficient with the Keen Kutter Safety Razor from the moment you pick it up. You don't have to “get your HARTSHORN SHADE ROLLERS Bear the script name of Stewart Hartshorn on label. Get “Improved,” no tacks required. Wood Rollers Tin Rollers Sparks from Old Anvils Continued from page 742 PUT The richest of the Babylonians who wished to ; wed bid against each other for the loveliest | ) 1 Hen maidens; while the humbler wife-seckers, who hand in.” Hold it so that it sary were indifferent about beauty, took the more " Pr teat 7 Sie homely damsels with marriage-portions. For the shaves a¢ all, and it shaves per custom was that when the herald had gone fectly. OTK through the whole number of beautiful damsels, (0. K-A~Silver Plated in genuine Leather Cate, 08.50 in English Pigskin Case, + he should then call up the ugliest—a cripple, if there chanced to be one—and offer her to the men, asking who would agree to take her with the smallest marriage-portion. And the man who offered to take the smallest sum had her assigned to him. The marriage-portions were furnished by the money paid for the beautiful damsels, and thus the fairer maidens portioned out the uglier. —Herodotus, 484 B.C. (Rawlinson, translations). Golf as It Was Hard by, in the fields called the Links, the citizens of Edinborough divert themselves at a game called golf, in which they use a curious kind of bats tipt with horn, and small elastic sioor* KEEN KUTTER Safety Razors are designed and adjusted so that they must shave naturally with just the proper slanting, sliding stroke. No scraping. No pulling. No jumping over the beard. No shaving in patches. Twelve Keen Kutter blades of the best Norwegian steel, tempered and ground with that beautiful accuracy found in all Keen Kutter edges. Guaranteed satisfactory or money back. If not at your dealer's, write us. SIMMONS HARDWARE COMPANY (Inc.), st. Louis and New York, U. S.A. SUI MULL To Liberty: A Toast BY OLIVER HERFORD Here's to our Goddess, Liberty, Idol of bronze and stone! May she come to life some day And let her charms be known Collier's. without having cach the best part of a gallon of claret in his belly. Such uninterrupted exercise, co-operating with the keen air from the sea, must, without all doubt, keep the appetite always on edge, and steel the constitution against all the common attacks of distemper.—Smollet’s Humphry Clinker, Vol. 2, P. 73. Notable Examples of INEXPENSIVE DECORATION & FURNISHING in Perfect Taste ee ? I think perhaps more examples of decoration and furnishing are HE virtue of EVANS’ Ale is that it’s ‘always up to the mark.” To keep it there has been the unceasing effort of 3 generations. In Splits as well as regula: clubs, Cafes, Restaurants, Salo C,H, EVANS & SONS, balls of leather, stuffed with feathers, rather less than tennis balls, but of a much harder con- sistence. This they strike with such force and dexterity from one hole to another that they will fly to’an incredible distance. Of this diver- sion the Scotch are so fond that, when the weather will permit, you may sce a multitude of all ranks, from the senator of justice to the low- est tradesmen, mingled together in their shirts, and following the balls with the utmost eagerness. Among others I was shown one particular set of golfers, the youngest of whom was turned fourscore. They were all gentlemen of inde- Pendent fortunes, who had amused themselves with this pastime for the best part of a century, without having ever felt the least alarm from sickness or disgust; and they never went to bed 1S 1 IF GOING ABROAD {Een zst Sones 185, Regent Street EXCLUSIVE MODELS In London. FANCY TAILOR MADES. RECEPTION and EVENING FROCKS. MILLINERY, FURS submitted to me in a given time than to any other one person, Because I edit and publish ‘The House Beautiful," people share with me the joy of their achievements and send me photographs of their triumphs, I have selected a number of notable examples of reall; beautiful and correct effects—Living Rooms—Dining Rooms—Halls— Bed Rooms. These I have reproduced in natural colors and have col-- lected them into “The House Beautiful Portfolio.” Each plate has complete description of the rooms with everything that has gone into the furnishing and decorating, accurately named and priced. You enjoy their beauty, but it is ‘in their practical helpfulness that you will appreciate their true value, hing submit such plates only when a lavish outlay iscontemplated. These notable examples show what can be done with limited means through the ex- ercise of careful selection guided by afully de-_ veloped understanding of what is appropriate, May I Help? If you want the Portfolio you want “The House Beautiful," my monthly magazine. Just sign the coupon and drop it in the mail. I will send you at once, quite by way of good meas- ure, the “Portfolio of Color Plat da copy of the cur- Tent issue of “The House Beautiful, For your dollar I will send you the five succeeding numbers of 5 “The House Beautiful,” so you see you will get in alla full 6 months 3% of the magazine. ‘The regular subscription price is $2.50 per year. Fill out the coupon, pin a dollar bill to it, and mail to— 7“ WERBERT 8 STONE, Publisher of “The House Beautiful” -~ ms comicbooks.com