Life — May 6, 1909 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Sez g But maybe the new one would be just the same Our last one spanked Freddie the day that she came; She broke our big platter—she dropped it—to-day ; And sie ones leet night; smashed’s' good picture And she should have been fired for that; Awa ahes WAL Wot eRE REACTS: She tells our affairs to the folks o'er the way, J Charles Ro Borie te Nee And she ought to be fired for that "9 . ames But if she should go what on earth could we do? y y, We've company here and we must sce it through ; / hai, Trouble Averted She stays out at night until all hours, too; AW ashington, many much given to long foot And she ought to be fired for that. tours through Virginia, once came upo: noun She scorches the steak till it’s brittle and black, Kempt and melancholy-looking person siretched And she ought to be fired for that; under a tree, who, upon the approach of the : er aati pedestrian, immediately executed a “hu She cooks like a person deprived of the knack, touch "’ for a dime. And she ought to be fired for that ow the Washington man had, short dis. Last weck we declared we would keep her no tance back, been talking to a prosperous farmer more ; , q who had complained of the difficulty of obtaining But illness occurre happened before— r labor; accordingly he said, to the hobo as he Then she—well, she charged things to us, at the ! handed him the coin: store, . About half a mile down, my friend, there’s a And she should have been fired for that farmer looking for men to help him in bis She takes her day off when she can't well be \ F: % “; fields.”” spared, 1 BY The melancholy-looking person bowed as And she ought to be fired for that; politely as possible, considering his sitting Pos. es # sf BLAaCRL IRA EGREEIY RIERE ture, and replied: The rooms in this place are improperly aired, “Thanks. I might er strolled down that way And she ought to be fired for that 4 A month since we vowed that she'd have to get accidental-like."'"—Harper’s Magazine. out, But there was some cleaning—that left it in doubt ; She took some loose change that was lying about, And she should have been fired for that. The Fish: po peor 1 FoR LUNCH, WoN'T You? © in love in He: Do you believe in Santa Claus? —ii consin Sphinx, taneously in the United Sates, Great Britain, C ; { Lane, London, E.G. England, Acents. Rrentano’s, 37 Ave, de 'Orera, Pate British Possessions. si iadvance. Additional pestage to foreign countries ews Exchanges, 1, New Coveniry Street, Leicester Square, W. Londan? 9, Ret Union. i ob 2 rears to Gua. sz cents ‘Single current copies, lo cents, Back numbers, after three . Georges, Paris; 1, Via Firenze, Milan; Mayence, Germany. outribution seule returned nnless accompanied by amped and addressed envelope. 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