Life — November 19, 1908 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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You all resemble the orphan that Mrs. Stanton and her friends brought up. Mrs. Stanton and a body of ladies from her church, all interested in woman suffrage, once took a little newsboy from the gutter and edu- cated him superbly. They sent him through school and college and finally made a minister of him “This young minister, the work of their hands, preached his first sermon in their church. That was a proud Sunday morning for the good ladies. They thought they had at last firmly planted among the male sex a strong and splen- did supporter. So, in their best bonnets, they filled the church that Sunday morning. They were on tiptoe with expectation, Who could tell but that their young charge might preach in their honor a woman suffrage sermon? ine their emotions when the youth arose in the pulpit, looked calmly and even sternly over the congregation, and announced that his text would be from St. Paul: Let the women keep silence in the church.” ” —Washington Star. 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