Life — July 16, 1908 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

PRE GRINNELL “Ventilated” Gloves For Summer Motoring Fitand Feel Best Wear Longest The constant flow fair through the perforations on the backs and perspiration ‘soon as formed. The “Rist-Fit” ure (patent. ed) is another advantage of Grinnell Gloves. keeps the cuff from sag- ging and also preven dust and di rinnell Gloves are made tough and dur and flexi you don’t need to remove the gloves to make any ijustment, around. your hine. You can work with them on just as ¢as- ily as with bare hands. Progressive dea where h: ‘or imported blark Kavam. oe Made witheot (he Morrison-Ricker Mfg. Co., dhs’: The first Derby made in America was a C.&K. Hats for Men NAPP-FELT hats supply the roper note o fo rmality on many summer oc~ casions. A light ! weight derby or mellow soft hat is frequently a welcome change from the uncon- ventional straw. KNAPP-FELT De Luxe hats are Six Dollars— Knapp-Felts are Four Dollars, everywhere. ‘Write for The Hatman™ Tux CroruT & Knapp Co. BROADWAY. AT THIRTEENTH ST.. NEW YORK The Hard-Working Plowman HATS it,” said a man who had stopped in the corner grocery-store to get three and one- half pounds of granulated sugar. “‘I’m going home tired. I remind myself of the line: “The plowman homeward wends his weary way.” “You mean plods his weary way,” said the schoolmaster, as he went cut of the door with a can of kerosene. “He meant to quote the line that reads: “Homeward the plowman plods his weary way,” remarked the village lawy “T meant to quote just what I did quote,” the first speaker, sternly “The weary plowman homeward plods his way."" said “T understand your quotation,” said a man who was sitting on a sugar-barrel, “to be: “Weary the homeward plowman plods his way." said a neighbor, who was “He said: “You are wrong,” inquiring the price of hams. “Weary the plowman homeward plods his way.” “Pardon me,” broke in a traveling salesman for a sausage house. “If the gentieman intended to quote from Gray’s Eulogy, the quotation should read: “Homeward the weary plowman plods his way.” “Please understand,” said the man with the three and one-half pounds of granulated sugar, “that I do not make mistakes in quotation. 1 have twice said that the line is “The weary plowman pods neward way.” I understood you to say," observed another bor: * Homeward the plowman weary plods his way.” pay easily have heen mistaken as to what remarked an elderly man, “but what he ubtedly wished to say was: “The plowman weary homeward plods his way.” “That is not what I wished to say and not what I did say!” retorted the man with three and one- half for seventeen cents. “I said, and I will stand Hods hit for butting in again, but I must insist, as before “Pardon the sausage drummer, that if you would accurately quote the immortal Eulogy the line must read: “The plowman weary plods his homeward way.” “Gen'm'm,” said the village good-for-nothing, ctting up from a keg of nails behind the stove, you're rol ong—'cuse me, you're all wrong. quocation is: “The weary Thereupon they went their ways, every one, even to the last speaker, believing he was right.—Youth’s Companion. Jodman homewar plows his way.”” EPRESENTATIVE JOHN SHARP WIL- LIAMS hasa “new” story. During the recent Mississippi gubernatorial campaign the Honorable Jeff Truly was one of the unsuccessful aspirants for the majority suffrage of his fellow-citizens. Prohi- bition doctrines figured in the struggle, and seemed lethodist minister. id the minister, “I want to Do you ever take a drink of ” responded the wary I want to know whether it is an inquiry or an invitation.”—Cleveland Leader. fruit from ipinasnrs mais aa lover of gi How to Serve Grape Fruit eter rete ‘S BITTERS fraiteerved ‘in this manner. Tf it’s merely a question of what you can ‘get along with,’’ use an ordinary paper for your busi- ness stationery. If, however, you are seeking to turn expense into investment, use The standard paper for business OLD HAMPSHIRE BOND “ Look for this Water Mark” The added influence given your messages by the clean, crisp sheets will wipe out the expense item and leave a balance on the other side. A little journey ‘into the workings of your own mind will strengthen our argument. To help, ask us for a specimen book of the paper showing letter- heads and other business forms, printed, lithographed and engraved on the white and fourteen colors of Ot Hamrsuise Bono. It's worth having. Hampshire Paper Company The only paper makers Ia the world making paper exclusively South Hadley Falls, j Massachusetts ting tonic properties Jaa nourishing skin food with stimu ry ground absorbs absorbed by the ekin as the wor’ It quehly. yoniees shied, atite eompicin and removes all skin blemishes. It should be used regu- larly every night and morning in order to Keep the skin bealthy and to prevent the pores from becoming clogged up. Improces bad complexions. Preserves good complexions. LIBERAL SAMPLE FREE We will send a sample free of charge to prove hov beneScial and beautifying Milkweed Cream really ts! F.F. Ingram @Co., 58 Tenth St., Detroit, Mich. Ikweed Cream Is sold by all drug. Oc. and $1.00 a Jar, of sent post- 08 receipt of price. THE QYGEN TOQTH COWRER. Makes the teeth whiter and the gums healthier and firmer The OXYGEN does it Of all druggists 25 cents McKesson & Robbins, 91-97 Falton St., N.Y.