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This page contains **two distinct advertisements** and a serialized **fictional story** about a bishop and marital discord. **The Advertisements:** 1. **Stearns automobiles** (top left): A luxury car ad emphasizing handcrafted quality and superiority over competitors—typical early 1900s automotive marketing. 2. **Egyptian Deities Cigarettes** (bottom): A cigarette brand claiming superiority by association with "exclusive clubs" and "critical smokers"—a common marketing strategy before tobacco's health risks were widely acknowledged. **The Story:** The narrative depicts a bishop counseling a distressed woman (Mrs. Zeckwer) about her unfaithful husband, urging her to endure the marriage rather than divorce. The irony becomes apparent when his own wife and daughter arrive "evidently much overwrought"—suggesting the bishop practices moral hypocrisy. The story appears to satirize religious authority figures who impose strict marital doctrine while their own families suffer.

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¢ Car White Lin The best quality = material money can buy, the highest refinement of standard design and the maximum: time and care— 2,100 hours of skilled labor— that’s what abled the Stearns to run away with every available com- Petition, Made that way, it ought to be best—it has proved best 2. the best that There is nothing else = LEV ELAND, 0. 123) The men who smoke them, and the places where you find them—these are the truest tests of cigarette quality. EGYPTIAN DEITIES CIGARETTES represent the highest standard of excellence ever obtained. ‘They are invariably first choice in the most exclusive clubs and among the most critical smokers. No. 1 Size 10 for 35c. No. 3 Size 10 for 25c. S. ANARGYROS, Mfr., 111 Fifth Ave., N.Y. he also noticed with satisfaction the blond glory of her hair; he had always liked blondes; Margaret had been blond before her hair turned gray. “It’s the old, old trouble, Bishop,” said the fair visitor feclingly. “1 am on my way home and I couldn’t resist the temptation to stop for a word of comfort from your lips; my life is very hard to bear “T know it,” replied the Bishop, and his voice was vibrant with mpathy, “but how much better it is for you to struggle along as ou are doing than to resort,” and his tone fell an octave, “to divorce!”” “Oh, Tam sure you are right, and I am glad that I have been given strength to follow your advice, but you do not know how miserable I am; my husband is”—she hesitated, and a deep blush dyed her chi a vivid scarlet—“‘he is notoriously unfaithful,” she concluded with a gasp. The Bishop was standing on the hearth-rug now, very erect, very kindly and good to look upon. His clean-cut face betrayed instantly the pain he felt at this revelation. “Dear Mrs. Zeckwer,” he said, crossing to her side and laying his hand gently upon her sunny hair, “try to profit by this terrible ex- perience; it is your allotted cross; try to win your husband back to you; try by prayerful effort to arouse his manhood; try’—— But a bitter sob from the woman interrupted him “You do not know,” she said, miserably, “how hard I have tried, how I have prayed. Oh, Bishop, pray for me!” -“T will, indeed,” said the Bishop, deeply touched; “I will, indeed!” Mrs. Zeckwer rose to her fect and wiped her eyes with a wisp of lace, smiling uncertainly as she did so. ‘I must go now,” she said, moving toward the door. “Thank you so much, Bishop, for your cheery words; if it were not for your beautiful churchly counsel I often feel that I couldn’t stand it another day.” ‘The Bishop's expressive face became grave as she spoke. “It is no merit of mine,” he said, as he opened the door for her, and clasped her hand warmly, ‘but the rule of our faith—‘For better or worse,’ you remember, ‘for richer or poorer, till death do us part.’” And, without answering him, she went silently away, a forlorn figure bathed in glorious May sunshine. ‘The Bishop sighed deeply, and closed the door. “Very sad,” he muttered, “very sad! So many women seem to have domestic diffi- cultics!” Then, as his carlier feelings reasserted themselv he glanced hastily, albeit impatiently, at his watch, and it occurred to him that if he did not lunch soon he might as well omit it altogether. Before he could reach the house-door, however, he was conscious that some one was knocking insistently upon it. With a deeper sigh than ever the Bishop opened the communicating door. Upon the threshold stood his wife and daughter, evidently much overwrought. * The Bishop frowned slightly; he detested scenes. “Did you come to get me for luncheon ?” he said with assumed sprightliness. “We did not!” answered Katharine, stepping forward and taking her father’s favorite place on the hearth-rug. ‘‘I came to tell you that Iam going to apply for a divorce from Edward Kestren!” The Bishop faced his daughter quietly, a dull red flush suffusing his usually pale cheeks. * “Katharine,” he said slowly, “I cannot believe this of you, a Bishop’s daughter and a churchwoman from birth! I think you are losing your mind!”” His daughter stepped a pace forward and laid one hand on the back of his great easy chair; with the other she gesticulated nervously as she spoke. Very pale she was, and darkly beautiful; her whole soul shone through her lustrous eyes. “Losing my mind, father! Iam just gaining it! Oh, I am humil- iated when I think of the years I have spent tied to that unfaithful sot! If I had known when I married him, but I didn’t, I didn’t! You your: self hurried me blindfold into matrimony!” The Bishop made a deprecatory gesture. “Oh, well, what does it matter?” she continued. “I was deceived, and when I found what I had married, then you plead, entreated, even threatened, to make me live with a man who is killing me, body and soul! I tell you it is not right, it cannot be right! No just, no loving God would so condemn me!” “Katharine,” he interrupted, “ tion”»— f you must leave him, a separa- comicbooks.com =