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This page is primarily **advertising and editorial content**, not satirical cartoons. The main feature is a advertisement for **Everett pianos**, prominently displayed with an image of a grand piano and detailed sales information. The text emphasizes the piano's superior "tonal quality" and "singing tone." The left column contains two brief literary pieces: "The Last Pair" (a melancholic short story about a couple during an apocalyptic flood) and sections titled "Horace Greeley's Penmanship" and "Spanish Sarcasm" that appear to be humorous observations or anecdotes. The bottom portion features advertisements for **Dard's flowers and plants** (New York), **Spencerian Steel Pens** (New York), and information about **The John Church Company**, piano dealers in Cincinnati and New York. There is **no political cartoon or satire visible** on this page. It functions as a standard magazine page mixing editorial content with period advertising.

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Ul ~ oe LIFE: THE LAST PAIR The woman stumbled and fell, but was instantly lifted and half she hurried her onward, onward and upward, for they bing a mountain and were near its top, Beyond that 0 nor descend from it. It was the sole re: (even temporary safety left on earth. Safety Just below them and far beyond their sight rolled 1 flood, a heaving, tossing ocean of boiling water only partly when here and there the tempestuous wind broke rifts nse clouds of ste: verhung it and rushed upward ya sky that glowed as flame. Save this man and this woman, mained alive upon the face of the certh, nor animal, insect, fish, fowl or any living thing. All s had been completely overwhelmed by the sea 1 mighty tide had leaped from its confines and swept ly over the world. Over the plains, filling the valleys, over the hills and peak after peak of the mountains until but 2 few of the highest still arose above the surface. Over the cities and those that lived in them, over everything that had len beneath the sun. There had been ample warning of the coming of the strange and terrible visitant from the depths of ¢. but it had been unheeded or met with ridicule. But {mattered it? None could avoid or stay the swift, rushing doom, And now it had fallen. For days the stars had been Ulotted from the heavens, the moon had vanished, the sun ceased his shining. No light was there but the fierce and un- carthly glare of the comet that as a great destroying angel was hovering over a world that it was soon to strike into nothingness. Already had the planet felt the first blow, for the attractive force of the monster had dragged the ocean from its bed and hurled its heated waters over the land, meanwhile rocking and aking that land with the throes of mighty earthquakes. All humanity had at once perished except thae who sailed in ships soon were wrecked and lost. AM but two, and how they J thus far escaped they knew not except that they had sought the mountain top and at last reached it. And there they the end. Deafened by the awful and continuous roar of 4 by the glare and the flash of the the steam and vapors that ever and them from sight, had there been any to see, husband nd wife stood. They had scen their children dje as well as all they knew of loved, but still had they clung to their own lives, f with reason, but simply influenced by the instinct that cath. For a moment the storm lulled, the vapors Jed and then the man shook his clenched fist at the blazing heavens. The deep and dre se was never uttered. One soft hand seized and drew down the upraised arm, the aid upon his lips. Her eyes met his, “No, dearest, Shuddering, he obeyed and drew her closer to him, then started back and stared wiklly. ‘The hissing, seething waves were almost upon them. His hand sought the knife at his side. “Better the steel than such a fate.” She did not wurderer and suicide was the last of the sons mortal ears heard the detonation that No mortal eye saw the vast, glowing cloud apor that slowly drifted into space, the ghost of a world that ining spot his wife, not a human being ful othe never ut not as die, HORACE GREELEY’S PENMANSHIP te is what Greeley wrote Dear Six—I am overworked and growing old. I shall be sinty next February 3. On the whole, it seems I must decline to Iecture henceforth, except in this immediate vicinity, if I do at HT cannot pro pow Yours. Horace Greetey. M. B. Castle, Sandwich, TIL And here is how the lecture committee read it Sandwich, Hl, May 12 Horace Greeley, New York Tribune Drag Sta Your acceptance to lecture before our assoxiation next wint and this morning. Your penmanship not nest, it took some time to translate it; but we succeeded, and would say your time, “third of February," and terms, “sixty dollars,"” are perfectly satisfactory. As you sug: y be able to get you other engagements in this iste vicinity. Mf so, we will advise you Yours respectfully, M. B. Castir. —Our Dumb Animals SPANISH SARCASM Americans who suffer, who weep, who even love? We were only acquainted with Americans who made money silently and spent it with a Mourish of trumpets, We knew kings of steel and cottoa who in moments of mental aberration bought a war to cross a lake, of founded a university to educate nts. But princes of architecture and princes of “ho, like simple youths of the Italian Refaissince, de ed war to the death for the beaux yeux of a fair maiden? Impowible! Unthinkable! — tow being the it Minos on that errand—certainly | The vege In both Upright and Grand forms surpasses in every requisite tonal quality the best among other pianos. The €berett’s delicious singing TONE, of full, sensuous volume, appealing beauty, crispness and resonance, with lyric power of exquisite charm, realizes all artistic piano possibilities. O14 Engtien Composite Design All €verett pianos are of one standard—the highest. The piano of NEITZEL, REISENAUER, BURMEISTER, GABRILOWITSGH, NORDIGA, GAMPANARI, BISPHAM and many other famous artists. Every Everett piano is warranted—not for a limited period, but throughout the entire life- time of the piano. A Word About Terms JUR arrangement with dealers is such that purchase may be made on Prices at Factory, Boston Style 3—Upright . . . . . . $450 00 Style 6—Upright | |): 2 “500 00 Style 9—Upright | 2 2) )) 506 00 Style 8— Upright | Dt 850 00 Style 7 — Upright 575 00 Style 25 — Grand . 650 00 Style31—Grand. : 2); ; 80000 Art Cases from $1,000 to $10,000 THE JOHN CHURCH COMPANY CINCINNATI CHICAGO NEW YORK - Owners of The Everett Piano Co., Boston, Mass. rey dt a SPENCERIAN | Plants Floral Decoration reasonable terms to suit the circum- stances or convenience of the customer. ‘Yon won't be bothered with a pen that balks or splatters the ink if you buy Spencerian Pens, They are made of the best steel by expert hand workers, and are noted for evenness of point and uniformity. ‘There'aa Spencerian Pen made forevery style of writing. We will send you a sample card of 12 pens, different patterns, upon receipt of ¢ cents in postage. Spencerian Pen Co., 349 Broadway, NewYork Prompt | = Some! 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