Life — November 29, 1906 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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=. OUR fOOLISHy ONTEMPORARYE THE WHOLE STORY Pattern for all beneath the sun, To Taft award th They told him what they wanted He done it. —Philadel phia Evening Builetin. be palm and bu A tot of poor chikiren were at Rockefeller’s stock farm near Cleveland. He gave each of them some milk to drink, the prod: uct of a $2,000 prize cow. * you like it?" he asked, when they had finished. “Gee, it's who added. after a thoughtful pause : "1 wisht our milkman kept Argonaut. Tue Sourn rox Hosertatity: The Manor, Asheville, North Carolina, is the best inn South. — Booklet. A SHY GODDESS “Why,” said the traveler, “do you attach so much attention to the dragon? Don’t you know there is no such creature?" ir," answered M: Lo, the eminent C! “1 often find the Goddess of Liberty depicted on your public emblems. Yet I have found it impossible to meet My dear Philosopher, the lady personally.""—Waskington Star. BOUND TO BE CRITICISED Ascum: Why do yo of the Senate? Does that mean he’s dishonest ? Kyox: Well, isn't he? “Yes; but he made his money before he got into the “Then that’s what put him there." —The Cathot and Times. sneer when you're told he's a rich, Hotel Vendome, Boston Commonwealth Avenue. approved plumbing REFER IT TO MR. ROOSEVELT From London comes the suggestion that the names of the days of the week be changed.—Philade phia Le: Electric fights. New and most THE MISSING NOTE One of the leading tenors in Moscow was called upon to sing an opera in which one note was much too high for him, but he ot a man in the orchestra to come in just at the right time and | supply the note. In exchange the tenor was to take him to supper. The plan answered well, the applause was loud, but the | tenor forgot all about the supper. Next time he sang the opera | he went to the front of the stage, put his hand on his heart and | opened his mouth as wide as he could. His discomfiture was | great when the expectant hush was broken by a voice from the orchestra saying : “ Where's my supper?” —Iskra: SUGGESTED Mrs. Gooow1s: T don't know what Tam going to do with that boy of mine. He's never satisfied to remain in one place for any length of time Me. Wiserty : Wh you make a Methodist minister | of him?—Chicago } | Ot Sate Pexcit. Delicious—Try it. S. S. Pierce Co.,| Bost ” TAKEN TOGETHER another new id sweet and half yellow and sour New York Mail | Tur Philadelphia Press has discovered what everybody knew that the pec of Heney James werstand them and Publisher and Retailer, VERY FRANK Waiter I me what you recom itt of fare) I have fifty hellers ‘ry another restaurant.—Wiener Caricaturen. Tue New Parker Gastr, Qctes Sane. Learep iy Two Minutes. Cateny as Witoriee. Fro Treen to E1cnr CaN Play. Sevenry-rive Crests at Att Deatens. Mr. Sraytarn: Yea-s, I hate those—ah—simple-minded country people that show everything they feel ter of training. 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