Life — July 12, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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isis a anne REE SCA Tis Bu HE Kickapoo Indians are now governed by a woman. —Indianapolis News. Surely a case of Kickapoo Indian when he’s down ¢€ BB Navy chaplains want more pay.—Rochester Herald If that come mis the case, why don’t they be- ionarie: A. Chicago physic varicties of headac n says that there ate fifty Rochester Post e all join in one the moming 11, TELLERS! LOOK WOT SAYS IT WOULD LIKE TER SEE DE WOMAN WOT COULD TWIST HOE ROUND HER pixcre Denatured alcohol on the free list is a good begin ning. The people got it because they made it plain that they meant to have it, or know the reason why. They can get more relief in the same way.—Portland (ile) Argus. A good way to do it will be not to send back the Republicans who have emascu- lated every bill proposed in the interest of the people. Tp] sullivan believes that story New York State senatorship being worth $100,000 a year.—Detroit News. Big Tim ought to know, if any one does. oo? c The English language is spreading —Boston Herald, There won't be any English language when the New York Stat makes “usage” take the place of rule and the reformers establish go-as-you-please spelling. © Mr. Bryan is taking great comfort these days in recalling the maxim about the man who waits.— Detroit News But Mr. Bryan hasn’t waited. He's been chasing the street-car for years. R Harper's Weekly seems to have dropped Woodrow Wilson.— Rochester Post The drop didn’t make nois to attract any one’s attention. enough ys she would ‘lle Times. been a spec- . just divorced, American, —Lo A Grecian cor now bke to marry ‘The countess must hav tator at the Olympic games. S Jacob Schiff reports that Japan has recovered from the effects war Philadelphia North Ameri- The Russian ki hangs on. ( enjammer still ustive Deuel, formerly of Town Topics and still on the bench —New York Sun. Another beautiful example of the law’s delays w ‘ An up-to-date hostess must do more than supply howse-room for her guests, their maids, and their valets. She has now to provide a garage for their motors, and rooms or lexlgings for their motor-drivers, MASP. The growth in responsibilities and worries of hospitality bids fair to make the hostess an extinct species. Any movement to abolish behing shirt-waist will receive the support of all married men. —Houston Post And hungry infants. In a recent Jecture in New York to the biol section of the Aca my of Sciences, Professor FS Lee announced candy to be an excellent cure for fatigue— Harper's Weekly Perhaps that explains the success of the dime-in-the-slot. candy machines in the New York theatres. H Thete is no parasite class in America.— Paris Puter- view with Mme. Bernhardt The divine one evidently didn’t meet the hangers-on of New York’s goo. Five ice trust officials were sentenced to pay heavy fines and to spend a year each in prison in Toledo, Ohio. —Waskington Star Next? & In Philadelphia a few days agoa man stoke a child and held it for ransom. He was discovered, and within twenty-four hours he was in the penitentiary On the other band, New York has been nearly six years trying in vain to hang the wretch Patrick for murder.—Indianapolis News : The Philadelphia man had no money. HELLO! THAT MUST me wry aTroHING-rost comicbooks.com