Life — June 28, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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tee (Bus worrcs a susste ‘AND THE LIFE OF MAN LESS THAN A SPAN” HAT do you think of the theatre trust?” Ab, Ido not mention the theatre syndicate. It is a negligible quan- tity. I est tombé plat."—Evening Sun's interview with Mme. Bern- hardt. In “tombé plat’ there's a sort of ominous suggestion of “Tom Platt.” 3 Knowing that his money is tainted, Mr. Armour refrains from distributing it lavishly among the theological seminaries. — Rochester Herald. Same about his meat. John D. Rockefeller is trying to corner the snake market on his estate near Tarrytown. —Weskington Star here must be some connection between this and the lure of the Standard to defeat the denatured alcohol bill. R ‘There are so0,000 club women in the United | States. Commercial. Wouldn’t it be exhilarating to see them all gathered in one gigantic gab-fest? ra Cincinnati Ella Wheeler Wilcox says public applause is the soul food of the poct.— Houston Post It is fortunate for many of the guild that it isn’t the sole food. = The harmless vegetarian chortles in his glee.—Mexican Herald. While the packer sadly mops his brow and his slaughter- house. ¢ Should a young man who can save $100,000 in a few years out of a salary of soo a year fritter away his time as a Pennsylvania railroad clerk ?—Jndian Nis News. Nope. President of an old line life insurance company. We know of nothing quite so inane, nothing having so little excuse for being, This Bubble World." —Rechester Union and Advertiser. and learn, young man. A Western Baltimore rican. And this promotes a question as to whether the ‘‘Westem professor” is really responsible for all the fool statements with which he is credited. oF ’ 11. G. Wells says there will yet be an American Shakespeare.—Mexican Herold. We've made a good start. We’ve already provided the American baccn for the Ignatius Donelly of the future. 2) No more magazine contributions from the President during his incumbency of his present office. —Boston Herald. That’s right, Mr. President. Concentrate. ge professor says that football promotes anarchy. “The interests opposed to pure Sood legislation seem to be fairly well represented at Washington —Daroit News. Every interest is well represented at Washington except the people’s. e The cult of the sea serpent is being revived in France; even an expedition to seek it is suggested —London Chronicle. Another argument for putting absinthe on the contraband list. m ‘The packers are angry —Chicago Chronicle. Why? They didn’t have to cat it. ‘They only sold it, we One of the results of the last German census was the discovery that the village of Boerbusch, in the district of Burgdorf. in Hanov only four inhabitants, two males and two females. —New Orleans Picayune, President Roosevelt ought to write to them. i) Instead of expelling Burton, the Senzte kt mileage and $10,000 in salary —Dufjalo N Platt and Depew’s mileage isn’t so large. A woman in Kentucky has died of laughing over a funny story.—Mevican Herald. Some married men would be just mean enough to try that story on thei m sty there and draw $2,coo in LIFE’S WEATHER FORECAST Clearing up. Showers comicbooks.com