Life — May 24, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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This Bubble = F FATHER GAPON isn't dead, he has succeeded in fooling a good many people into believing that he is. Baltimore American. ‘The moment ont of his ilk stops talk- ing all the world jumps to the conclu- sion that he must be dead. Faulty grammar may grate upon delicate sensi: bilitics but it never shakes a skyscraper down. — Houston Post Just wait until it gets mixed up with the bad-spellers’ reform. =D = A Senator is supposed to stand only for the public welfar 10 be only a representative of the public. On no other theory has a man any nght to be in the Senate.—Indianapolis News. Go'up, old bald-head! That used to be the supposition, but to-day in Senatorial calculations any old interest comes ahead of the people’s. H A St. Louis man has engraved all the letters of the alphabet and the nine digits on a pin-head—H ouston Post. Who was the pin-head ? AE removed vertebr: st triumph of ‘surgical the splicing of th as good as new, is th that New York girls have plenty of back- bone I Tammany has declared for purity in mu. nicipal governmegt —Cincinnati Commercial going to be good. Most of the members of the Bar in England, are bald. —New Vork Evening Sun Matrimony, or the barrister’s wig? x Witte’s retirement seems to have a string to it after all.—Washington Ster Chauncey’s has an ox-chain, fox) ‘The country has endured about all the Spanish- American war statesmanship it can stand —Houston Pout Not yet. This country can stand a lot. Senator Aldrich wears a smile like that of the cat which swallowed the canary bird.— Baltimore Sun. Perhaps it comes from being a co- grandfather with John D. 5s The richest man in the Senate is to leave it— Baltimore American. That’s easy—you mean Senator Clark. Now if you had said “the crookedest man,” it would have been harder. wan Some: :dwomen in Minneapolis have applied for appointment as police officers.—Lowell Courier Merely «in extension of the women’s club idea. A boy immigrant has been barred from entrance because of an abnormally big head.—Waskington Star, Quite right. We've got actors enough already. ee It is frequently noted that Thomas Lawson is not as active as be used to be-—Cinciznati Enquirer, The rocket and the stick. Great Britain has sent an ultimatum to the Sultan of Turkey.—Washington Star. seless. The Sultan already has the largest collection of ultimatums in the world. op Musical composers live longer than persons en- gaged in other occupations.—San Diego (Mex.) Heraid. But their neighbors don’t. A bride in St, Louis has applied for a divorce because her husband refuses to kiss her—Baltimore American. ‘The poor man must have been fright- ened by the notoriety of Hobson, Hoch and Carnegie. A Georgia preacher told his congregation that he expected to meet more editors and reporters in hell than members of any other profession.—Houston Pott He seems to be certain of one man who's going there. 641 A Washington woman uses perfumed gasoline in her motor-car.—Chicago News. Give us good, old, honest gasoline. An observant gentleman announces that no bald: headed men are criminals ot lunatics. Omaha World. ‘Thus proving that John D. Rocke- feller is neither a criminal nor a lunatic. ‘The city of Boston should be treated as a metropolis. —Boston Herald. And not spanked and sent to bed at eleven o’clock. ¢ Whether Chicago is of is not willing to leave to the country.—Chicago Journal The noes have it. moral town we are aa Speak every day to some one you know is your superior —Edward Everett Hele But what’s Teddy to do after the first day or two? WEATHER FORECAST Hot wave coming comicbooks.com