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This page is **primarily advertising** with minimal satirical content. The main advertisements are: 1. **Smith & Wesson Revolvers** - promoting their reliability and quality as "a gentleman's arm" 2. **Wassermann Brothers** - a New York business listing 3. **Oppenheimer Treatment for Alcoholism** - claiming to remove alcohol cravings in 12-18 hours with no suffering or business disruption The left column contains an article praising a dramatic critic named Metcalfe for exposing a theatrical syndicate's unethical practices. The only cartoon visible is small, showing playing cards labeled "Faint Heart Ne'er Won Fair Lady." The "Oppenheimer" ad is notable as a period example of dubious medical claims about addiction treatment—something modern readers would recognize as pseudoscientific marketing typical of early-20th-century patent medicine advertising.

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ill Service That Deserves Recompense HE service that the dramatic critic of Lire has rendered to the theatre-going public will not be overpaid if he succeeds in collecting the fyll amount of two hundred and seventy thousand dollars for which he has just sued the members of the theatrical trust who conspired last year to exclude him from the New York theatres con- trolled by them. Mr. Metcalfe undertook to point out that this peculiarly obnoxious syndicate was engaged in selling a complaisant public gold bricks. ‘he members of the syndicate, by com- bining to silence him, themselves testified most convincingly to the truth of his charges; they admitted that their methods could not bear criticism. But Mr. Metcalfe has done more than that. By the merciless use of a biting pen he has made Jear toa large reading public that the business st was in was no more respectable than tof selling diseased meat for food, and not essentially different, and he gave effective ex- pression to the popular disgust. He thus was able to aid materially in bringing about a situa- tion that assures to mana: and actors who have some other object in life than to sell for two follars what is worth at most twen' an opportunity to have their work judged and ron its merits. Not so very long ago this. 1c had the power to forbid the vidence to see an actress of Mrs. F questioned genius without going to New York or Boston, and it used it. If this syndicate had had its way the throngs of people who recently saw Mme. Bernhardt in this city would have had to go to other cities to enjoy that privilege; and even ow the foremost actress of her time has to play tent in Texas because she will not compound this syndicate at its own usurious fee. There is competition now, and the grip of the noisome monopoly is loosened. ‘That happy con- ion is, of course, due primarily to the fact its avarice the trust overreached itself, the dramatic critic of Lire done much to simulate the public demand for a new dispensa- ion by being bold enough to “draw the Thing as he sees It for the God of Things as They Are.” Providence Telegram. Interested Party ‘| \M most anxious to see ze count effect ze reconciliation wiz his wife.” “You are a friend to the count?” inquired the American tourist. “Ah, would zat were all. I am his largest creditor.’ —Philadel phia Ledger. HE nages of a “reform bill”: . Introduced and sent to committee. 2. Fight to get it away from committee. 3. Amended beyond recognition Author of the bill pleads with his colleagues ‘© pass it 5. Recommitted. 6. Another fight to rescue the bill from com- mittee 7. There is just about to be action when— {Legislature adjourns.}—New York i Post. 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Bish FOR Absolutely. removes the craving in from 12 to 48 hours, No suffering—no injections—no detention from business—no bad after-effects Representative Physician in each city of the U. S. Administer this special treatment oF it can be obtained through Your Own Physician Under the direction of the Oppenheimer Institute. Lavy Henny Somerset, “It is truly marvelous the number of formerly President of the World's people that the Oppenheimer Treatment Women’s Christian Temperance Union, Ras rescued froma life of degradation oF writes: death."” Hon. E.E. Jackson, “Itwill take away any craving for stima- formerly Governor of Maryland, writes: lants. It is the best and only treatment a Phcaats for such cases.”” of Philsdelpbis Ex Secretary of the DD. LLLD.. Pree seological Semi NET i: Day, D.D., LID. Chas: Syracuse University. 5) Philadelphia J. Ex Minister saatemala to U.S. ‘General US. Army, eT Moa. Lyman J” Treasury Cyrus D. Jones, Capitalist, Scranton, Ps Toa. J. F. Rickards Moa. Wea . If you will 611 out this coupea we will mall you, in a plain envelope, full partic. ulars. All correspondence strictly confideatial OPPENHEIMER INSTITUTE ec. 189 West 34th Street, New York City Heo. ‘pines S. Cutler, Mayor of Rochester, N Smith, M.D., Mayoe of Bigham. Robert Pitcairn, Pittsbung, Pa. NAME: orsecnereverresesees: ++ ADDRESS, ET AL. comicbooks.com