Life, 1906-05-03 · page 35 of 44
Life — May 3, 1906 — page 35: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains a short story excerpt (left) and a **Makaroff Russian Cigarettes advertisement** (right). The story depicts two men—Henry, a meek, hen-pecked husband, and a stranger—discussing their marriages. Henry's wife is domineering: she controls him, makes him do housework, wear an apron, and forbids smoking indoors. The stranger reveals he was once similarly subjugated by his own demanding wife but eventually fled to join the military, reclaiming his independence and masculinity. **The satirical point**: The story ridicules both the tyranny of domineering wives and the passivity of emasculated husbands. The stranger's escape to war—presented as liberation—reflects early-20th-century gender anxieties about women's domestic power and men's loss of authority. The **Makaroff ad** emphasizes quality and exclusivity, positioned alongside this masculine-themed narrative, suggesting cigarettes as a marker of refined male independence—ironic given Henry's wife forbids him from smoking.
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fenry much pped, chen 0 the alder, lone, | that of a 1S any. rything 1 down p me!” ll of a experi: nsealed that it OT OE —— “And ye didn’t go back?” he uttered in awed tone. “Go back? To her? The stranger stretched his legs under the table, and led his arms, as he looked Henry’s meagre form up and down with some- of pity. “There ain’t nothin’ this side of Jordan could get me back! + did I go for? A man’s only got one life, I reckon, and if he feels that | devilled out of him, what’s he got? There warn’t but one thing to | I done it. I left.” ry sighed. His rolled-up shirtsleeve showed a very thin arm, and there Zto his pinched face born of unique excitement. He bal- anced his knife “Warum—my wife’s first husband—went in the war, too. He was killed,” presently he stranger took his pipe out and filled it deliberately. “She mourned a heap, I reckon?” he said gravely. Henry nodded again. “Terrible! I never seen him, but he was a mighty fine man—’cordin’ to Manda. I hear of him—I hear a heap of him—from Manda. There wasn’t a thing Warum couldn’t do—cordin’ to her.” Henry sighed a little, and the stranger’s pipe paused in the act of lighting. “Th ?” he said, interestedly. I reckon he had everything his way in this house—Warum did! The stranger lighted his pipe and then closed his eyes in the luxury of the first smoke. A smile of complete satisfaction gathered at their corners. ntly he said: “Kind of man that always wiped his boots careful, eh?” Henry looked surprised. “Always!” “Never had to wash the dishes, ch?” Henry stared. “Like you do,” added the other, and again Henry nodded. “Or chum?” said the stranger. Another nod. “Or milk?” Henry shook his head and sighed a little. “THe wasn’t the kind—’cordin’ to Manda, she’d never dared—” The stranger coughed suddenly. “Reckon you don’t smoke in here?” he said. “No, sir—that is, you see, it smells up the place—my wife’s mighty particu- lar.” The other blew a deliberate cloud of smoke to the ceiling with unconcealed enjoyment, then turned his eyes on Henry Summalt. “Lused to be just that kind of a jack-rabbit! Wear an apron in the house?” Henry’s pale face colored in the lamplight, and he nodded. “Better for my clothes,” he said apologetically. ‘The stranger arose and knocked his pipe in the chimney, and stood looking down on the other. “Yep; that’s it. I had one. Yes, sir! I washed dishes and churned and milked and swept and boot-brushed and got browbeat and pretty well tarred inside with bread and spreadin’ and—yes, sir— I wore an apron! If I see one hangin’ to a line now, I swear loud at it!” Henry’s hands were on his knees. The luxury of this confidence was too ccep for expression, ‘The stranger suddenly clapped his hand upon his side and added: “Then one night—when I set on the back step eatin’ bread and spreadin’, with the dishes waitin’, it come to me thet I wam’t bom a hen chicken, and, sir, I lit out that night and ’listed! Yes, I did! I was gettin’ as puny and poor-livered as you!”” “Dunno how you dared!” said Henry, softly. on yourn calls you a fool pretty regular?” added the stranger, Henry nodded. “And you ain’t doin’ nothin’ to prove you ain’t?” Henry’s upward gaze was appealing. “A woman like that—like Manda—don’t leave a man much chance to be anythin’ else, does she now? She’s mighty high-flyin’ an’—an’——”” Tempery and high-colored,” said the other. “I know ’em! I had one.” “An’—an’, handsome, some folks think,” added Henry. he other adjusted his pipe. “Gimme a bowl of mush in preference,” he said. 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