Life — November 2, 1905 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Misunderstood. HE said she'd sing some songs for him, S d he was sore beset 5 She meant it as a promise, but He took it asa threat, —Houston Fost. ‘Ti first box of cigars I ever received, was in curious w: recently re- Captain Thomas Flahive. “It on ee walked a . and that was some time >, So there’s no use in mentioning names. It was about 11 o'clock on a fine night, and I was in a nice residence district on the West Side. “All of a sudden rushing out with a box of cigars in his j was wi a man came fa fine house "" he demanded next door. “‘Do you hear that?’ inly do,” [ replied, for, sure, it was the loudest I ever heard “Officer,” said the man, Til give yeu the box if house and ask being Kansas City Independent Do you hear that singing? “these are perfectos. you'll rush in that murdered.’ ” who's Couldn’t Be Out. looking for str Miss Passay ger to the man in the hai I understand she occupies the upper said the} || ‘dresser’s| | shop Hors here.” So she does,” replied the man, “and she’s n now.” | “But I got no answer to the beil. Are you|| sure she’s in?” “Positive. This is her hair I'm dressing.”— Philadelphia Ledger ARY had a little lamb; that time has}! passed away. No lamb could follow up t gait that Mary goes to-day. For now she rides on airshod wheels in skirts too short by|| half; no lambkin shares her airy flight, but who But is there one nor cry in woe, “Alas!” so long as M If is all right the b can go to grass. So all the men delight to gaze, their joy is not a sham, for while the other critter’s out they have no use for lamb—Exchange you can see the calf can compl Crooked All Right. “He's not on th’ squar phwy don't yez like Muldoon?” iN Built. for What, Happens did in the past year demon- What REO Cars strated them built not for imaginary occasions but for for actual unexpected. It was actual weather and St. Paul tour quit half way come in on schedule time and motoring—ar id always But the RE de many of the 3o starters in th ready the ZO was one of the only four to 26-mile clip on a ting and price ta total cost of § he 1906 REOs do it all a shade better a few slight improvements which pat them Write for the REO book ¢! at ells why REO 1906 Touring Car Proust REO 1906 Runabout j.0ic'= Or with folding sent to carry two extra passengers facing fOrwARY.... eee. | REO Motor Car Co RE Olds hae MC a a | Agencies throughout the United States because of th right up t TRLE INTO A 4-PAS ssengers, 2 nilles per hour... at makes yez think so th’ kind av a man th't can't look ye in the eye till yer back’s turned.”— cland Plain Dealer. An Optimist. OW are you getting on with your flying machine?” “I am progressing splendidly,” answered the inventor. “Every time I laurfch it I find something wrong with it that I had previously overlooked."—IVashington Star, aUMPHART. SENSATION ““THE ROMANCE OF A HINDOO PRINCESS " with Plunging Elephants, and “A YANKEE CIRCUS ON MARS” ‘ith Claire Hetiot and Hons and other unrivaled spectalista, DAILY MATINEES, faction. F rep: On the Rack of the Button insures Permanent Satis~ the head mat seid by Jewelers od Haberdac KREWE 860,65 hestant Hower, WJ, the 1,050 miles of the famous $s, carried 4 passengers tase, 8 passers 1035 valle poe KREMENTZ Te capaot break from service. The shape of fy utiewed it stays buttoned, Wette for booklets “The Story of a Colla comicbooks.com