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This page is primarily **advertising and announcements** rather than political satire or comics. The main content includes: 1. **Two short humorous stories** ("Mary" and "The Wrong Trip") — lighthearted anecdotes with punchlines, not political commentary. 2. **Large advertisement for Buffalo Lithia Water** — a patent medicine claiming to treat Bright's Disease, albuminuria, pregnancy complications, and bladder inflammation. It lists numerous physicians' names as endorsements, a common (and often dubious) marketing tactic of the era. 3. **Travel and publishing advertisements** — including a cruise to Egypt, a magazine called "The Four-Track News," and an announcement about the Metropolitan Jockey Club's autumn meeting at Jamaica, Long Island. The page reflects early 20th-century magazine culture: mix of light entertainment, aggressive patent medicine marketing with fake medical endorsements, and tourism/leisure advertising targeting affluent readers. No identifiable political figures or satire appear on this page.

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ay vy YORK. Mary. Y sat upon a pia, M For some of her was genuine, But most was imitation, —Sphinx. But showed no perturbation ; The Wrong Trip. THe ferry-dock was crowded with weary home-goers when through the crowd rushed a 1 —hot, excited, laden to the chin ith bundles of every shape and He sprinted down the pier, his eyes fixed on a erryboat only two or three feet out from the r. He paused but an instant on the string- piece, and then, cheered on by the amused crowd, he made a flying leap across the inter- stretch of water and landed safely on the deck. A fat man happened to be s\ ng on the t spot on which he strut rriving man had somewhat ccovered his breath he apologized to the fat H “T hope I didn’t hurt you," he said Iam sorry. But, anyway, I caught the boat!" “But, you blanked fool,” said the fat man, the boat was coming in!’—Lippincott’s Mag- HE is about to publish a volume of Poet of the crses, and in order to circumvent his friends, nakes the following ANNOUNCEMENT. 1 have reecived a ut many requests from hat 1 compile a volume of poems m the verse tt nn published in the “Subscriber” ands that [issue Post and in a recent letter uiely di abso- a volume before jays a wishes, li the “ten c Post manageme es to give will permit ¢ that 1 will the first of a hundred of the best poems from a serap book that con- tains upward of 1309 poems, this column T beg to st this fall, 1 contain sue a volume November. Tt ow about cout Houston (Texas) Post| | will be printed | | n paper and handsomely bound, enough | make it : ment to any library, All of ie work k will be done in Texas nd its title will be, e South.” Those | ordering in advane ion will receive acknowledgment i nd, as soon as he hook leaves the press, will receive a special The price of the tograph copy. hook will be $1.50. here is a general impression that when the tork leaves a package at a man's house that man should set ‘em up to all of his friends, nd that when a man publishes a book he hould present a copy to each of his friends. | for if there are| his impression is all wrong, times when a man’s friends should rally to his ‘pport those are two of those aforesaid times s I like to consider every man, woman and child in Texas my friend it is tolerably easy to guess how long the printer would have to wait for his money if I did the presentation act. There will be no free list to “Sing the South.” —Houston Post. EUS ye BUFFALO LITHIA WATER Has Been Before the Public for Thirty-three Years In the Experience of the Following Physicians It Has a Pronounced Value in the Treatment of Bright’s Disease altred L. Loomis, J. Marion Sims, Samuel O. ana . Potter, John V. Shoemaker, Graeme M. Hammond, Wm. H. Drummond, I. N. Love, Albuminuria of G. Halsted Boyland, Cyrus Edson, J. Allison Hodges, George W. Miltenberger, J. Page Pregnancy Massie and Geo. Ben Johnston. Uric Acid Troubles ( Roberts Bartholow, Jas. K. Cook, Hunter and McGuire, John T. Metcalf, Frank Woodbury, Alex. B. Mott, Chas. B. Nancrede, Nathan S. Davis, Jr., Jas. L. Cabell, P. B. Barrin: fer, F. A. King, T. Griswold Comstock, Holt and Giuseppe Lapponi. Inflammation of the Bladder Medical Testimony Upon Request to the Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Virginia. For Sale by the General Drug and Mineral Water Trade. AUTUMN MEETING ov THe 3 10 DAYS spewoinc 19 oxvs iw PALES d ou omer Se a ONG, Sean THE FOUR-TRACK NEWS The Great Illustrated Magazine of Travel and Education METROPOLITAN JOCKEY CLUB 180 OR MORE PAGES MONTHLY Its scope and character are indicated by the follow- ing Utles of articles that have appeared in Teceut Issues ; ull profusely illustrated : JAMAICA, Long Island Eleven Hours of Afternoon. The Americantzation of Paris Summer in Winter .... Where Ilue Met Grey—ioem. from Monday, Oct. 16th to Wednesday, Nov. Ist Time Detying Temples. New York From An Alr 8: A King on American Soll SIX RACES EACH DAY First Race at 2 P. M. Each Day Arnold 7 ie Fei Minnie J. Reynotite Peederick A. Ober Tho Xub Fad of Canada... Corral and Lasso Santo Domingo. SINGLE COPIES 10 CENTS, or $1.00 A YEAR FOREIGN COUNTRIES $1.50 Track can bo reached via Long Inland Railroad, foot of Fast Stth St.; and frown Flatbush Ave Station, Brooklyn. For Time Tables, reo Daily Papers. Can be obtained of newsdealers, or by addressing Groroe H, Danrets, Pablisher, Room No. 45. comicbooks.com