Life, 1905-10-12 · page 25 of 26
Life — October 12, 1905 — page 25: what you’re looking at
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This page contains two humorous anecdotes typical of early 1900s Life magazine's satirical content. **"Joke on a Minister"** recounts a practical joke on Reverend Hageman of Oxford, Michigan. At a church meeting about his reemployment, a deacon asks those favoring his retention at current salary to rise—nobody does. The deacon then reframes the question, asking those favoring a *salary increase* to rise, and everyone stands. The minister, initially humiliated, realizes he's been the subject of a affectionate surprise orchestrated by friends. The satire gently mocks both clerical anxieties about job security and congregational reluctance to fairly compensate preachers. **"Chinese Foresight"** presents a darker joke attributed to Congressman Julius Kahn. A Chinese man hires attorney Dennis Spencer for $500 to defend a murder case. When Spencer casually accepts, the man vanishes, returns a week later with the $500, and reveals he's already killed a fellow countryman—thus obtaining legal representation *after* committing the crime. The "foresight" satirizes period stereotypes depicting Chinese immigrants as cunning and lawless. Both reinforce era-typical attitudes; the second reflects anti-Chinese prejudice common in early 20th-century America.
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