Life — September 21, 1905 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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OSTON is all excited over the prospective opening of a department store, Next sun mer Boston hopes to attract the attention of a traveling circus.—Chicago New. This would give some enterprising circus mana chance to exhibit a band of trained Chicago aldermen. The fact that ali been killed by automobile accidents in the United States ve the first of the y may be of suffi- Cient importance to make the reckless chauffeur stop, look and listen for a moment.—Pittsdur¢ Dispate The only thing the reckless chauffeur stops to look or listen for is the chance of there being a policeman near. ost three hundred persons have A. R. knew some- ns, but to the E Charleston We had thought that the thing of the science of pensi ble gai (S.C) Ne But the G. A. R. has rather the best of it, for it is a perpetual institution, sanctioned by the Government. sita- 1s and Courier, It was after viewing the magnificent proportions: of Mr. Taft that Mika Jered iced whale for the banquet.—Lowiscitle Times. That is quite different from the diet of crow that some of our leading citi- zens occasionally indulge in at home. Some people will miss the war, particularly as they do not know where to get another.—Chicage The only thing to do now isto adver- all and defenceless nation, with spoils enough to make it worth while, who is willing to be licked and duly assimilated into submission. tise for somes: The Department of Agriculture during the last two years has taken great i promoting gardening work and botanical study among the rest i pupils of the public schools of Washington. — Is this another case of corrupting the young? Very few un worth manuscripts are reading.— The Critic. Some of the best things Lire has ever published have come unsolicited, and all the more welcome because from a hitberto unknown author. A Japanese company has established an expe mental bamboo farm in one of the Northwestern States. dbany Journal, All small boys take notice. It costs a little mint to run New York, and the bills are still mounting. As now estimated the annual budget for next year will be $15,000/000 larger than this year’s, which was $110,000,000, A ‘ammany metropolis comes high.—Boston Ierald. And the worst of it is that we've got to have it. Those whi at did not buy stocks in the early sum- y were 10 t0 45 points cheaper, take a secret pleasure in seeing prices go down now.— The Sun's Financier, But think of the pleasure of those who, no matter whether stocks go up or down, never buy them at all, LITTLE WILLIE'S 1D OF A STEEL MAGNAT! have managed to take counsel from the W. C. T. U., instead of the divorce lawyers.— Washington Star, And yet some of the counsel we have seen issuing from the W. C. T. U. would drive almost any one to drink. Henry James's lecture on “The Question of Our Speech "is to be printed in a book. Happily, there is no probability of its adoption by our pub- lic schools for parsing purposes.—Aochester Demo erat and Chronicle. It might be used very effectively, however, as a ‘bad example.” As the completion of the electric near, the rumors nt natives grow apace. The latest is that five hundred Chinese heads must be procured and buried under the powerhouse before the Aveta hantu can start running. In conse this jinrikisha coolies refuse to take fares into the country dis re Free Press. tramway draws ng tricts at night. —Singa, Even in China the trolley must have its victims, and perhaps rumors of the way it is operated in this country have reached there. Five hundred heads as a tribute to the average trolley is per- haps not an extravagant estimate. ere was a conference of surgeons here this They discussed all sorts of ways of alle ating human pain, but there do have been any discussion of the methods of allevi- ating surgeons’ fees. —San Francés 4 Letter. Nor is there ever likely to be, so long s the patients submit. week A wonderful record is that of \ who says he has visited every know Home and Gould Brokaw, resort during bread, the season now closin, It is. a great thing to have a mission in life. ‘The movements of the clouded in doubt, One t She has vanished fr: resorts. Baltimore Telegram. < just now sure, however. ummer g the mountain and seaside You should institute a search through the dressmakers’ and milliners’ estab- lishments. Having secured the Blonde Islands, Japan seems to be putting a peroxide touch to the yellow peril.— Denver Republican. Japan has more things than this in her make-up box. The New York man who was arrested for stealing life belts from excursion boats was evidently bent upon suicide.—Low/sville Times. He may have wanted them for other uses—building or paving material. comicbooks.com