Life, 1905-04-06 · page 47 of 62
Life — April 6, 1905 — page 47: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Life* magazine (circa early 1900s) contains primarily **satirical news items and advertisements** rather than political cartoons. The main satirical content includes: 1. **"Verdict of a Maine Coroner"** — A humorous anecdote from *Harper's Weekly* about a shipwreck where the coroner's verdict absurdly lists multiple causes of death for a drowned sailor, including that "the rats ate him up alive." The joke relies on the incongruity of an impossibly thorough (and contradictory) official verdict. 2. **Letter to Editor** — A reader complains that newspaper headlines about murders and suicides distress sensitive women, sarcastically suggesting papers segregate such content onto a removable page labeled "Our Daily Chamber of Horrors" suitable only for kindling. 3. **Chartreuse Liqueur Note** — A brief correction clarifying that French Carthusian monks retained control of their famous liqueur formula, countering rumors of English syndicate purchase. The remainder consists of period advertisements for Virginia Dare Wine and hair-growth products — typical commercial content of the era.
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Verdict of a Maine Coroner. ZCORDS of the ancient city Georgeana, founded in 1640, better known at the present time as York Harbor, Me., contain} many quaint and unusual stories of the early life of the town. At the entrance to York Harbor a bold promontory, known as Stage Neck, extends some distance into the from which form- erly in stormy weather a temporary light, in the form of a lantern hoisted upon an upright pole, was displayed 2s a warning to mariners. One dark winter night a sloop was wrecked on these rocks. A survivor, on being ques- tioned about the catastrophe, said: “The vessel struck, turned over on her side, and the skipper and another barrel of whiskey rolled overboard.” The local coroner was summoned, and this somewhat startling verdict was returned: “We find that the deceased fell from the masthead and was killed; he rolled overboard and was drowned; he floated ashore and froze to death, and, the rats ate him up alive! Harper's Weekly. ‘T is said that a true sportsman will lend neither his wife, his dog, nor his gun, Mighty good reasoning, especially if the cun is an L. C. Smith Hammerless, with a Hunter One-trigger. Famous the world over, Send for illustrated catalogue. Hunter Arms Co., Fulton, N, Y. Epitor oF THE NG Post: Sir: This morning my wife, after look- ing at a certain newspaper, told me to bring no papers into the house except the Evening Post. 1 asked her why. She said that the horrible tragedies of some kinds of life, head- lined so prominently that her unsophisticated ¢ could not escape them, left an unpleasant impression which not even the bargain adver- tisements could efface. Now, in behalf of good and tender-hear‘ed women who lack man’s skill in’ skipping the repulsive part of newspapers, I suggest that the papers place all the murders, suicides, and other similar delightful topics, on a loose inside page headed, “OUR DAILY CHAMBER OF HORRORS. For lighting fires in the range this page would answer nicely, and it certainly would be hot enough to burn without a match. H. C. Dooce © Montelair, N. J., March 13, York ning Post. Secret of Chartreuse Has Not Been Sold. Carthusian Monks Have Not Disposed of Control of Their Famous Liqueur. Sic! the expulsion from France of the Carthusian monks arious reports have been circulated as to the disposition of their estates and the secret formula under which their cor- jal is made. Some of the American newspapers recently published a dispatch from Paris to the effect that an English syndicate had purchased both and would control the pro- duction of the liqueur. Inquiry into this report was made by Batjer & Co., of New York, the American agents for the Carthusians, and a state- Always appreciated by gentlewomen— Virginia Dare Wine Its delicious flavor, delightful aroma, absolute purity and delicate bouquet make it the wine best suited for all social occasions in the home. 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