Life — April 6, 1905 — page 46: what you’re looking at

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COLLEGE HUMOR. Witue saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays; It rained Willie seven days =Princcton Tiger. Tne charge of cowardice against General Stoessel roved by the fact that he Has returned to Washington Post. Mex may lose their usefulness after forty, but Chadwick did not find them so.—Baltimorc Iv Professor Oster really thinks a good after he is sixty, he might try to beat Uncle Russell Sage on a stock deal—New York World. “Is marriage a failure?" “You can never tell till you've seen the wedding Cleveland Leader. 1k automobile by any other name would smell no sweeter,” re Things.—Yonkers Statesman, Observer of Events 2 “Hene, take this rift "the leopard him on the spot “Which s-spot, sir?" gasped the green employee.— Ex, the excited show If you find him, erie man; h MOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON Jeal hotelof America for permanent and transient guests. Presipent: At this man who asks for situation as bookkeep Is he competent? Director: They tell me he never was known te make a mistake in his books, A mai —Boston settles it, is not to be trusted. who's as expert as that Transcript “You say the magazine editor wouldn't accept your poem?" “No; I think it was too good." Too good?" Yes; I think he was afraid it wo act at Vhiiadilphia Le tention from the advertising pages Irs what a fellow doesn't know abou causes him to fall in h her, rd. a girl tha love w A Scorcm laboring man who had inarried a rich widow exceptional for her plainness, was accosted by his employer. “Well, Th he said, “T hear you are married. What sort of a wife have you Weel, sir.” was the response, “she's the handiwork, but I canna say she's his masterpiece.” Harper's Weekly the late Dr. Bartlett, niner under the Cleve Wnex pension exa of Woburn, was nd administra He asked one do you swear that ael Murphy, who has ¢ of pension? dd Terrence, c leg at An: ton he was one day ¢ of them: “Terr you know the applica made applicati mining witnesses. © McCarte Mi may well say * him “Me tietam.” were 4 Herald, B man is no | Lord's | “ wren To the Father of our Country ! “He stood soldier to the last right end A perfect patriot, and a noble friend.” —Ben Johnson, Whiskey Green Label. FIRST-CLASS DEALERS SOLE PROPRIETORS ‘WHITE, HENTZ &CO. Phila. aod New York DINNER COMPLETE WITHOUT IT DINNER COMPLETE WITHOUT Pints $1.50 dozen LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX —GREEN AND YELLOW— THIS FAMOUS CORDIAL, NOW MADE AT TARRAGONA, SPAIN, WAS FOR CENTURIES, DISTILLED BY THE CARTHUSIAN MONKS (PERES CHARTREUX) AT THE MONASTERY OF LA GRANDE CHARTREUSE, FRANCE, AND KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE WORLD AS. CHARTREUSE. THE ABOVE CUT REPRE- SENTS THE BOTTLE AND LABEL EMPLOYED IN THE PUTTING UPOF THE ARTICLE SINCE, THE MONKS’ EXPULSION PROM FRANCE, AND IT IS NOW KNOWN AS LIQUEUR. PERES CHARTREUX (THE MONKS, HOWEVER, STILL RETAIN THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO USE THE OLD BOTTLE AND LABEL AS WELL), DISTILLED BY THE SAME ORDER OF MONKS WHO HAVE SECURELY GUARDED THE SECRET OF ITS MANUFACTURE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND WHO ALONE. POSSESS A KNOWLEDGE OF THE ELEMENTS OF THIS DELICIOUS NECTAR. of cases of Cham) been known, ani At frstclaes Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Cafés Batjer & Co .45 Broadwa Sole Agents fur U “Oh Be Jolly!” From across the sea comes nothing better, Van Nostrand’s P. B. Ale Is the standard here and everywhere by which ales are judged Acker, Mertall & Condit Co., Agents Dealers will be supplied Unparalleled . Achievement! IMPORTATIONS IN 1904 OF C.H. MUMM & 60.’'S CHAMPAGNE 131,330 | | The GREATEST quantity ever imported | by any brand in the history of the | Champagne trade. | —— | Regarding Champagne Importations in 1904, Bonfort’s Wine and Spirit Circular of Jan. 10, 1905, says: “ Messrs. Fredk. de Rary & Co. brought over last year to this side of the water a greater number gne than has ever hitherto these importations speak \ in the strongest terms of the Tar esteem in which G. H. MUMM & \ CO.'S Champagne is held on this ent." you do drink, drink Trimp le» ESTABLISHED 1793 CASES reat popt= comicbooks