Life — October 20, 1904 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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‘es; OuR FOOLISH (ONTEMPORAR Tie savage Igorrotes at St. Louis have given up poring for been working to good n Post. dog meat and ate, cla chicken, Methodist. missidnary vantage—The Washing SHE CALLED THE BLUFF * My wife wanted an Angelus. I play the pianoa bit, so couldn't sez why she was so persistent. One day I said, jokingly, "All right, if you can play the piano as well with ands, you can have an Angelus.’ ht, and ordered one. After she fied and gave her a check.” your feet as I can with my She called my bluff all Fi played just one piece, I was Tue Japanese soldier receives forty Can not something be done to pi against the labor of Asia?—The Courier-Journal. ve cents a rect Russia pauper Louisville | worto:s Stage: The major says he lost a limb during! GREATEST SHOEMAKER. te war. Wueatrox: Yes; he was up a tree, and the ny shot away the limb he was sitting on.—Chicago News. AFTER DINNER PLAY "SHERLOCK HOLMES.” It is the informal game of the winter. The liveliest, most exciting and laughable card game ever devised, “11's a mistake to marry too young,” remarked the Wise Guy. Well, at any rate, it’s a ‘mistake that i * murmured the Simple Mug.—P "t often hiledelphia ‘The Manor, Asheville, | Booklet. ‘Tne Sour vor Hoserrauity : North Carolina, is the best inn South. Jouxny: Papa, what does it mean when you say a man is good at repartee? "It means he hasn't any fr Commercial-Tribune. ds."—Cincinnati HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. ‘The ideal hotel of America for permanent and transient guests. Miss Sweeney: Ob, boarded by a pir Captain Stowmes: captain, were you ever Yes; I spent several months at the summer resorts last year.—Beltimore THE NEW PARKER GAME, “SHERLOCK HOLMES.” Jolly amusement for informal parties ment, laughter, life and fun. dollar per pack. Full of excite- Entirely new. Price half a “there were two men in the building playing chess, and one of them is in the We coujdn't get him out.” “Why, how was that?” “He insisted that it wasn't his move.” aelphia Press. “Yes,” @id the firer ruins y Phila- Jere Looney, of Snapp, was h courting.—W'oodruf? (Ark.) ¢ Press. this week First Suirwreckeo Tourist: desert island, with no food in sight. Secox Suirwreckx Tovrist: What difference does that make? Didn't I save a box of Fonseca’s cigars? Here we are, on a Litttx, Alphonso, Jr., had been carefully tucked into bed, had asked for his last drink of water, and was about to dream material for new ns, when his mother heard, as she was carefully and quietly folding the, little garments in the dim light, “Mother, how was it'I.first met. you?"—Lippincott’s Magazine. THE WE CLAIM W. L. DOUGLAS moe 93.50 SHOES W. L. Douglas makes and sells more than any other manutacturer in the world. FOR MEN. men's $3.50 Shoes The reason W. L. Douglas $3.50 shoes are the greatest sellers in the world is because of their excellent style, easy fitting and superior di wearing qualities, If I could show you tl shoes nade in my factory and those of other leathers used, you would understand why W. cost more to make, wh: ference between th kes and the h le Douglas $: they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, W shoes and are of greater intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe on the market today, and why the sales for the year ending Ju mee $6,263,040.00. 1, 1904, W. L. Douglas gurantees their value by stamping his name and price ook for it Fast Color Eyelets used exclusively. Superior in Fit, Comfort and Wear. on the bottom. everywhere. “1 have worn W, L, Douglas $3.50 shoes for the last 12 vears with absolute satisfaction, J find them auperior im Al, comfort and wear fo ethers costing from §5.0) 10 ‘ Stee W. L. Douglas uses Corona Coltskin in his $3.5: Colt is conceded to be the finest Patent Leather made. Send for Catalog giving full instructions how to order by mail. shoes, take no substitute. Sold by shoe dealers UE, Dept, Coll., US. Int. Revenue, Richmond, ¥ Corona W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. MEDICAL OPINIONS OF BUFFALO LITHIA WATER e = e Strong Testimony From the Univer- sity of Virginia. «IT SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED AS AN ARTICLE OF MATERIA MEDICA."" James L. Cabell, M.D., A.M., LL. D., former Prof. Physiology and Surgery in the Medical Department of the University of RG Andre vies of the National t6 in Uric Aci jathesisis Board of Health: BUFFALO LITHIA WATER 2) cieincen therapeutic resource. It should be recognized by the profession as an article of Materia Medica."” “NOTHING TO COMPARE WITH IT IN PREVENTING URIC ACID DEPOSITS IN THE BODY.” Dr. P. B. Barringer, Chairman of Facully and Professor of Physiology, University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Va.: ““Aftertwenty ycars’ practice I have no hesitancy in stating that for prompt re- sults Thave found nothing to compare with BUFFALO LYTHIA WATER in preventing ic Acid Deposits in the body.’* “1 KNOW OF NO REMEDY COMPARABLE TO IT.” Wm. B. Towles, M. D., (ate Prof. of Anatomy and Materia Medica, Uni- versity Ly, Ya “ aay (Unie Acta Diathesis, Gout, Rheumatism, Rheumatic Gout, enal Calculi an onein the Blad- Spring der, [knowofnoremedy comparable to BUFFALO LITHIA WATER x}.2." Voluminous medical testimony sent on request. For sale by the general drug and mineral water trade. PROPRIETOR. BUFFALO LITHIA SPRINGS, VA. It is sold straight. It brings the distiller far more price than any other made in the United States. It is hand made, sour mash, and has the best reputation. Our Scotch Whiskies are true Glenlivets; are sold straight. The Souvenir is old. The Bonnie Brier Bush is very old. 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