Life, 1904-08-04 · page 31 of 36
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This page mixes automotive advertising with satirical content typical of *Life* magazine's early 20th-century format. **The main satire** is the poem "Lines on a Fool Friend," which mockingly describes an accident-prone acquaintance—someone so incompetent he doesn't realize a gun is loaded or that machinery is dangerous. The final line, "He means well—but he doesn't know," captures the joke: he's well-intentioned but dangerously oblivious. **The other notable content** is "Cats Fear This Robin," a humorous anecdote about an aggressive Oregon robin that defends its nest by attacking cats and children, even tearing fur from a cat's face. It's presented as a nature oddity for entertainment. **The advertisements** (Cadillac, Rambler automobiles, Knox Hat, Vereder Odometer) are standard period marketing claiming superior performance and reliability—though the Cadillac ad humorously opens by questioning broken promises, then makes its own claims about exceeding specifications. The page reflects *Life's* role as a satirical weekly combining light humor, social commentary, and commercial content for educated middle-class readers.
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PIE An 814 horse-power Cad- illac motor, when tested after nine months of con- tinuous service, devel- oped 1014 horse-power. Does that kind of broken promise interest you ? tm't always possible to be exactly trofar but there tem Tight, way toner You'll find some remarkable statements in the Cadiliae literature, butit’ there's any. thing that isn’t s0, the ‘difference 18 in favor. We'll send you booklet Jet KU you'll yea ask for, ty and tell "you where dl he Calling wil be on re familiar inlacsare git0 to $40. CADILLAC AUTOMOBILE CO., Detroit, Mich. Member Association of Llceosed Aatemebile Masufactarea, LIFE'S LATEST CIRCULAR “A FEW SUGGESTIONS” UPON REQUEST TO LIFE PUBLISHING Co., 17 West 31st Street, New York Touring Cars Endurance and Power $23.the Keynotes to Rambler, superiority. The Kaunbler won the celebrated Endurance Test tao, “It won the Minn Annual Hill Climb: ee Contest for the wecond time. on June i1th— R480 (t, 10 per cent. grade Mode a PS here tHustented ns 6 actuat horse Taeel base—00 fn. Gatalogo iv cablains wh; ‘and adres the positive ‘ THOS. B. JEFFERY he co. Kenosha, Wis., U. Omcaco Rraxct RANCH 301 Wabash Ave. ihosrey Bi 145 Columbus Ave. Lines on a Fool Friend. PITY him ; I'm sure he’s quite A well-intentioned, honest man, Who always does the best he can According to his little light, He has his points, there is no doubt. I know, who am a friend of hi: But for a mere acquaintance "tis Most difficult to find thém out. I know that I have always said His heart was in the proper place. Unfortunately, in his case, He's rather muddled in his head. I like to think of him as one Who, having little sense to spare, Was still entirely unaware, There was a cartridge in the gun. And who to the serrated wheel, Attracted by its cheerful hum, Will ever push a heedless thumb, ‘The keenness of its edge to feel. I think he’s been misunderstood, He doesn’t mean to be a crass And most unmitigated ass— He would do better if he could. 1 would not prejudice you, though. I would not say a thing unkind, For you must always bear in mind He means well—but he doesn't know. —Chicago News, Cats Fear This Robin. PAIR of robins have made their home and raised broods of young for several years on the premises of Mrs. Haight, at Thirteenth and Salmon Streets, and appear | to have come to the conclusion that they own} the property, The female is at present sitting | on some eggs and her mate is making himself busy protecting her. Cats which stray on the premises are fierce- ly attacked by the bold bird and driven off. Even children making themselves too promi- nent about the cherry tree in which the nest} is are threatened by the bird, which pounces | down as if to peck their eyes and causes them to “throw up their hands” and move away. A cat belonging to the family enticed its flock of kittens outdoors to gambol in the sunshine yesterday, and the old robin, seeing danger ahead for the young robins when) | they might leave the nest, dashed down among the kittens:and pecked and mauled them till they yelled bloody murder. When the old cat came running to protect them, the robin dashed violently in her face and seizing a tuft of fur over one eye, tore it out, leaving a bare spot as large as a dime. his daring bird is not one of the old- | fashioned robin redbreasts so often mentioned by poets, but a genuine Oregon robin, with a long, strong and sharp bill and the energy and daring of a hawk. Cats will do well to keep away from the premises until the young robins are able to fly away.—The Portland Oregonian. as well as inconvenient to find your dry batteries given out, leaving your machine dead, and miles from home. ‘The modern way to obtain absolutely sure ignition is the Apple Automatic Sparker Not only the surest and best way of spark- ing a gasoline engine, giving greater power tee tiles apsadetbor ic tine oboe exoeah extra current to fnaitain three elect lighs for your automobile or launch. ‘* Don at the mercy of a ao-ceat door-bell battery. Write for fullinformation about our modern ignition apparatus, See our exhibitein Auto- mobile and Electrical Sections at St. Louis. THE DAYTON ELECTRICAL MFG. CO. 128 Reibold Bidg.,Daytoa,0. “It's Nice to Know How Far You Go.” VEEDER ODOMETERS are supplied without asking, on the following cars : Stevens-Duryea, Knox, Baker, Natlon: Plerce, Oldsmobile, Appersen, Buttalo, ide. ‘Most other makers supply them when re- ‘quested, Free Booklet. ‘THE VEEDER MYO. CO. 3 Sargeant St HART¥ORD, COSS, waders of ers, Tach meters, Coanserbend Pine Costnges xX EW YORK, KNOX HAT the creation par excellence of the nation. Patronize American industries, Wear a | Agencies in all the principal cities in the world, | comicbooks.com