Life, 1904-04-07 · page 17 of 41
Life — April 7, 1904 — page 17: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains two satirical pieces from Life magazine: **"The Telephone"** (right): A playful poem personifying the telephone as a conduit for human emotion and deception—carrying "kisses," "business lies," and gossip along its copper wires. The joke plays on the telephone's paradox: it "speaks" and lets us "hear" despite having no tongue or lungs. The final punchline suggests telephone bills arrive with devastating consequences ("Raise HELL"). **"The Frogville Legislature in Session"** (center/left): A cartoon depicting frogs conducting legislative business, shown as absurdly chaotic—some arguing, drinking, examining documents. "Frogville" is a satirical stand-in for human government. The caption suggests this ridicules actual legislators as little better than amphibians—foolish, self-interested, and disorganized. The bottom caption warns that when political desires lead to contracted bills, "there's the Devil to pay"—mocking government spending and corruption. Both pieces mock modern technology and democratic governance with gentle, anthropomorphic humor typical of early-20th-century satire.
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Visitors 4 GALLERY , ap Pa 8 os 335 The Telephone. ERE’S to yout Cheers to you, Telephone ! Rancor And Spite And a mighty Sight of Tender sighs And Business lies Have come And gone Along your Copper highway. It’s nobody's Biz, jee Whiz! Think Of the Kisses of ses You've had. crable Taste to Waste A kiss on You—thing of Rubber and Steel And Revolving Wheel and Diaphragm, You're only a Sham. You haven't a Tongue Ora Lung, And yet you SPEAK! You haven't HEAR! Some day you May Get é Ys What you'll Tell will— Well— Raise HELL—O Central, Ring Of! HEN Desire be- gins tocontract bills, there's the Devil THE FROGVILLE LEGISLATURE IN SESSION, to pay. comicbooks.com