Life — January 7, 1904 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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WALTON MITCHELL R— DOCTOR — AND POET. NOVELIST — ANGL HE SUITOR: They say that Love is blind. ss: Bat nowadays he has a marvelous sense of touch. ““ 7 Tis, indeed, seldom,” replied the Bacillus of Anwmia, dignifiedly, “that I find myself outside the pale. A Problem. PAINFUL problem this must be To hostesses and hosts, Why the pillars of Society So often act like posts! Living and Working. Few people, outside of hoboes and Indians not taxed, really live without working. Those who work with- out really living are much more numerous, including, as they do, billionaires and seam- stresses with more than six small children. In the perfect day, when the lion and the lamb shall walk to- gether, and the rich shall go down to the College Settlements and play bridge with the poor, we shall all, doubtless, both live and work. SPIRATION + per- spiration = inspira. tion. Unworthy. “7 DON'T like to have him say I look nice enough to e on >? * Because, all the time, in my t, 1 know I haven't been Pasteur- ized.” Ah, it was a relief to meet, in these days, a beautiful, rich girl h a sense of unworthiness. NDISCRETION is the better part of love. M RS. WBRIDE: NL Do you keep a cook ? Mrs. Otpwep: No! Does anybody ? DOCTOR'S wealth : ill-gotten gains, comicbooks.com