Life — September 3, 1903 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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How is that?” asked ber chum Why, Eve had to wear leaves and I have wear leavings."—Philadelphia Record. n me her bi to Inrixity 1 rk upon wondrous Yel- lowstone Park arvels, If you have not visited this s spot, you owe It to yourself to consider this suggestion when plan: your vacation. sald the old native of the Kentucky hem Bird are pretty bitter. mountains, © boys PURE blood, good health—si Angostura BL ht eyes, bounding step, high spirits, mous with Abbott's, the Ortgt ligently used, Test tt. nt the little son of @ minister, was vther regarding bis future career, some little reflection he said: “Well, I'm golng to be elther a minister or a ‘2 when I grow up.""—Lippincott's Magazine Hanoi, who | talking with bis n and tte Lover: Yes, I advertised for Think you will fill the bin? Avriic. Well, I just finished lickin’ nine- licants out in de ball—Philadelphia a strong boy: Ler every good fellow now fil up bis glass and let the vintage be Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne “Wno'p have thought we'd live to see our boy in the ure!” exclaimed the old man. * sald the old lady; “but the Atlanta Constitution, Lord's will be de Bractivvt Lake Cbamplatn and Lake George—the eway of the country, Large, commodious, new and up-to.date steamers ply daily between Caldweil and Platts. burg. The trip {s one of the nest of the Northern Sammer Resorts—meals served on steamers, For particulars ad- dress Champlain Transportation Co., Burlington, Vt Mrs, Uraann: I must tell you, Delia, that I was displeased at your entertaining that policeman in the kitchen last night. Devia: Faith, O1 did ax him into the parlor, . but he wouldn't go.—Philadelphia Ledger. ma’ “Wat 1s the cause of that uproar in the car ahead?” asked one of the passengers. “A Kansas farmer and the owner of a berry patch in Michigan are Sighting over a Harvard graduate that is out here looking for a Job.” re- plied tho conductor, in an agitated volce.—Chicago Tribune. but they had some heart in dealin’ with my boy Hank.” life? queried the tourist . but they passed him the demijobn before | the shootin’."—Chicago Daily News. there’s warmth _A pure rye, 10, years, old, ged ye by ‘time, » . gnot artificially: Green At All First-Class Dealers. “ While there's life on the lip, while One deep health I’ll pledge, and that health shall be thine.” Whiskey in the wine, Sole Proprietors; OTE, MENTZ CO Philast&\NewsYork, ESTABLISHED 1793: Label. One taste convinces _ KORN-KRISP | Always. ready to eat MAPLEWOOD NEAR CINCINNATI, O. 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