Life — April 23, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“LIFE: =e OUR FOOLISH (NTEMPORAL Tie doctor cam said that he Would mak man of me “AIL right, ‘and if you will, Just send the other man your bill.” —Philadelphia Record. Tue enterprising reporter in the rowboa called out to the man on the roof of the oae-story building a le who live on tho bottom lands fe sald, “know that this river overflows its banks every spring. Why don’t you move?” “Ain't I movin’, you durn fool?” on the roof—Chicago Tribune. said the man ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TR. ‘© CALIFORNIA, ‘The Overland Limited ts a solid th tog Chicago daily at 8:00 P, M three days en route, via t 0 & North-Western Union Pace and Southe cific Railways, Its superb equipment tne et and smoking cars (barber and bath), compartment, observation and dining cars, electric reading lamps in every berth, telephone and Booklovers’ | brary, The best of everything. Two other fast trains | leave Chicago 10:00 A. M. and 11:30 P. M. datly h fast train leav- sco, less than In unton there ts boodle.—Schootmaster. Commonwealth Avenue. Electric lights. New and most approved plumbing. At a banquet of the American Irish Historical Society in New York not he chairman told a story apropos of the co have to pay duty on that !"—Youth's Companion UntroTit ts better than friction —Chaparral Pcuiry is not often found In the preparation of es, Cook's Imperial Extra Dry 1s an ex ‘My Life in bas had a a reporter many peo- autobiographical book, arked the reporter 4 d the aged Citizen Train, dis- gustedly, “there must be an impression abroad that I am an accommodation Train."—Argonaut. A ceRTAIN parson of the old school, who had preached a sermon of the finest, old-fashioned flavor, after deploring the new-fangled doctrines of some of bis younger brethren—especially the Ideas of the heaven and other historic places which they inculcated in their discourses—wound up bis own discourse by saying: “As for me, brethren, the hell of our fathers 1s good enough for me."— Over a Million Barrels a Year Those are sales of Schlitz Beer making it the leader of all Milwaukee beers, by far. That’s a result of maintaining absolute purity. We doubled the necessary cost of our brewing to have Schlitz Beer right. The Result Is A Million Barrels a Year We have used the best materials —the finest barley —paid as high as twice what we need pay for hops. We bored six wells to rock to get pure water. We kept our brewing as clean as your cooking. The Result Is A Million Barrels a Year We filtered all the air that touched the beer. We filtered the beer through white wood pulp. We aged it until it could not cause biliousness. We sterilized every bottle after it was sealed. The Result Is A Million Barrels a Year Isn’t Schlitz Beer —pure beer—worth asking for, when the cost is the same as of common beer? Ask for the Brewery Bottling. Argonaut BOTTS ons OLD CROW RYE thereat retaceniin tries the distitier far more price than any other made 1p the United States. It ts hand made, sour mash, and bas Reoteh rier Bush 2 very old. Is BEST— WE CLAIN BECAUSE THAT jr iacld | The lenlivets: straight. Bor Senne. The Sauron MB. KIRK & OO-y NEW YORK. the best repatation. Our Neotel; Whiskies Compare them with any others. ae comicbooks.com