Life — December 18, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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OUR FOOLISH: (QNTEMPORAR i ae eee Can anyone suppose that we When they told ber Grandma of It, “Hee Se a ee would double the necessary cost of Bed peer pry eee our brewing without a vital reason? for New Yorkers quite like Lakewood, New Jersey. Would we spend so much on cleanliness? Would we cool the “Hl pia; quite;e;star‘asian after-dinner ‘epesker, beer in plate glass rooms? Would we filter all the air that touches “Star? He's a regular moon, He becomes it? Would we age it for months in refrigerating rooms? Would bright he fuller he 8 Philadelphia Py a . on ee ae ai we filter it? Would we sterilize every bottle after it is sealed? ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA, Tue “Overland Limited” via Chicago and North- Western, Union Pacific, and Southern Pacific Rall- id s esters Daten eelas, bad eaters Peat Be Can anyone suppose that it is long distance telephone service, buffet-library cars (with barbe: id bath), rt it observation oe iol as i aek al ues vo our good -rather than this route. e A FRIEND once wrote to Mark Twain asking bis your good _— that we opinion on a certain matter, and received no reply. e He waited a few days, and then wrote again. His serve by it? second letter was also ignored. Finally, be sent a third note, inclosing a sheet of paper and a two- cent stamp. By return post he received a post-card bich was the following: “Pap ry ~ : . : . Sava Pls Gand eavalupar carga We do it to attain absolute purity—to avoid the remotest possibility of germs—to make Schlitz Beer For that city sick feeling—that indisposition for work ae —go to Old Potnt Comfort, Va. A postal to the Cham healthful — to escape the cause of biliousness; the lack Bee eS een of age and proper fermentation. One of the most richly deserved retorts that I ever met with was that of a Sioux girl at the Hamp- ton Institute not long ago. A silly visitor to the Wh sebool went up to the magnificent red skinned belle y accept a common and sald: ‘Are you civilized?” The Sloux ralsed Seal a ete -eetons beer —brewed without any a Are you?"—Rochester Post-Ezpress. . K of these precautions—when : Schlitz Beer costs no more? yy — On the golf links a drink of Cooks Imperial Extra Dry Champagne wil tmprove your playing wonderfully. He was cutting an item from a newspaper. “It tells how a house was robbed, and I want to show it to my wife,” he explained “What good will that do?” a friend inquired Your dealer may prefer to furnish a beer that pays a ¥ “A whole lot," was the reply; “you see, thts . . are ; house was robbed while the man was at church with little more profit; but does it pay you to permit it? Isn’t his wife f i Auk for the "Say!" exclaimed the friend, excitedly, “you pure beer — Schlitz Beer — worth asking for? brewery bottiing. NOT "t got a duplicate copy of that paper, have Prt which BOR HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. Moshe The ideal hotel of America for permanent and A renin lent coeats : OR transient guests. nal Ba Citizen: The absurd manner in which city - 7 Fifth § work in carried on inso provoking? No tooner isa] atSeauy, BURR, aud, COMRECE ARTIFICIAL o BOR , of Jani street put in good condition than it is dug up for a sewer or water pipe which might Just as well have CARBONIC, ARTIFICIAL VICHY, y THE “Sl deen eld before SELTERS, CLUB SODA, Etc., ABBOTTS oooh Warp STATESMAN: You don't seem to under- are also put up in bottles for out of town ORIGINAL collectec stand the first principles of municipal economy. ers tar ae 80 as Gane Ge. A t Bi tt Don't you know that if things were done as you Orders to ‘ ngos ura i ers. ines. would have them, there wouldn't be half so much CARL H. SCHULTZ Cy &,ascorns co, Eh | rie tn vi A i : Baltimore, M4 work for the voters of our party?—Boston Evening a Transcript. Tel. 142 Madison Sq. 430-444 First Ave., N.Y. pease comicbooks.com