Life — November 20, 1902 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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445 A Change. # WwW ELL,” said Noah, as he hunted for adry spot on the top of Ararat, ‘‘a lot of people came down to the pier to josh us when we started, but Idon't see any of them around to poke fan at our home-coming.” Humorous. ” Bt what will yon do when all the vermiform appendices shall have been removed?” The great surgeon smiled. “I> was reading only to-day,"’ he said, “that the stomach may be taken out.” “Without killing the patient?” “How fanny you aro!" exclaimed the great surgeon, and laughed outright. Enjoyment. e ‘W HY, yes,” re- plied the chauffeur, ‘ the gog- gles aro rather neces- sary to one’s thorough en- joyment of the sport. For not only do they exclude the dust, but they hinder one seeing persons who chance to get in the way, until one is fairly upon them. Oh, yes, indeed !" The Truth of It. HOUGH grudgingly, with many frowns, He pays the bills for her new gowns, No husband ever scorns to sce His wife attired becomingly. And when he notes with happy face How well she looks in silk and lace, And proudly takes her walking through The throngs upon the avenue, Tle feels a thrill of just content, Nor cares a hang how much he's spent. William Hoster, ‘A POPULAR WicoW, “WHY so DisstaL?” “1 AM AFRAID OUR WEDDING TRIP WILL TAKE ALL THE CASH I HAVE SavED Ur!" “WHAT OP IT? A WEDDING TRIP ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN TWO OR THRER YEARS." A PAIR OF PINCUERS. comicbooks.com