Life — July 10, 1902 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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feminiscences of the Jate Mr, Stockton, have been ascri to him the following ** Limerick " “There was an old monk of Siberia Whore life it grew drearier and «re Till he broke from his cell With a hell of a yell And eloped with the Mother Superior.” ‘This poem had its origin at Trinity College, Dublin, and has been well known in university cireles here and abroad for generat The Stockton version is simpiy an adapta- tion for the drawing-room.— Erening Sun. Ma. James Becnuam, writing in the York Even- ing Post, expresses the opinion that there 18 no humor #0 genuine as that of the country, It comes, he eays, etraizht out of life, and is richer than the verbs 1 city folk. However that may be, the examples t from a note: book full of literal records of couvereatic 2 “Tve hat woman to buy t ant yet ruther go off to come meetin’ than stay to home and help me dress a haw A pallid little coantrywoman was asked If she was not “ Waal, I:dunno, n't fecl as fT T SEIORS A LL ; bot p'r’aps tf I should git to feelin’ a litte ner T might." An elderly lady with a continuous t ikle in her eye, eampling a fresh batch of doughnuts, exclaimed, * Ma! your dongbnuts do beat all! Even the holes in ‘em better than anybod: 01? Tt was the eame lady who said, when her eighteen- year-old nephew appeared, tousied and muddy after ay of football, *t anybody tell Tom that he looks like a poet, It makes him so mad }** — Youth's Companion. the old man-vervant i+ some- rs the service of a partica- fully to his place for a ns when the infirmities mes rather fy things th objection ts 1 self with a spirit of inde- Ix many Seottish famil thing of an i tion, Hh lar family when a boy, adberes faith’ him as favors, If his demands he usually aseer pendence, A lady telle an amusing story {illustrative of this. Her coachman—a crasty old customer who had been ia the serv- pf the family in her father's time—gave her great tronble nyance on different occasions b tions. At Jength the she determined to sce what effect dismiseal would bare upon the mutinous servant, Calling him into her presence, she aaid with as much asperity as #he could comm: [cannot stand this any longer, John, You must look ont for another situation, You will leave my service at te he month." ant looked at her in amusement fora mis ute, and then the characteristic “loyalty came to the ean a, na, my lady to be baptized, I drove ) drive you to your funeral he said, “I drove you to the kirk 10 your marriage, and ['ll stay w irchange. Marta, the colored warherwoman, was complainieg of her husband's health to one of her patrons, Tee Christlan Register reports the “He's ve'y po'ly, matam, ve "ly, He's got dat ex. Exclamatory i answered Martha, with conviction, “dst what itis, Te hollers all de ime,” I with which to cook the —Kaneas City Journal, sale by all : ca In. The Inter- ews Company, m's Building, Chancery Lane, London, E. C., England, AGENTS. , RCROPFAN AGENTS—Mesara. Brentano, 37 Avenue de l'Opera, Established 1823. | hither and thither are fraught with weariness Hunter Baltimore Rye A sure restorative and of delicious flavor. It is particularly recommended to women be- cause of its age and excellence. and exhaustion, There is nothing more | recuperative than | | | WHISKEY. | That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING Co. WM, LANATIAN & SON, Raltimore, Md. Balumore, Md Morton Trust Company 38 NASSAU STREET, NEW YORK Capita, 9 - $2,000,000 Surplus and Undivided Profits, $4,500,000 OFFICERS: LEVI P, MORTON, President THOMAS P. RYAN, Vice-President JAMES K. CORBIERE, 24 Vice-Preat. H. M, PRANCIS, Secretary EUGENE F. VARET, Asst. Secretary G, L. WILMERDING, Asst. Secretary H. B. BERRY, Trust Officer BLACK, STARR 4.2 FROST, 438 FIFTH AVE., NEW YORK. ve ewe WEDDING SILVER. NIAGARA FALLS 9 HOURS FROM NEW YORK VIA NEW YORK CENTRA comicbooks.com EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE : Levi P. Morton Thomas F. Ryan Edward J, Berwind G. G. Haven Joseph C. Hendrix James N. Jarvie George Foster Peabody