Life — March 27, 1902 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Prixce Hexny (looking about him): This is your Senate chamber, is it? Wasuixoton Gurve: Yee, your Highness, Iam sorry wo havo no fist fight between Seuators to show you to-day, but if your Highness will etep Into the hail in the other of tho batiding you will probably hear Mr. Wheeler of Ken tacky make a spocch.—Chteago Tribune, THE HOUSE PERFECT Has telephone eervice, with aetation on each floor. It pats the whole organization of a great city at your fingers’ ends, day and night, Rates in Manbattan from $13.a year, New York Telephone Company, 111 West 88th St, 215 West 128th St. Bisnor Porren fs accnsed of having given currency to the following anecdote: A Chleagoun had been taken around Boston all day to observe her balwarke, bat had falled to exhibit any of those symptoms of paralysis which aro acceptable to the Boston- lan mind. “Now confess," said tho Bostonian host, after the barden and heat of the day, * isn't Boston @ unique town? * Uniquo? mused tho Westerner ; “I believe that word Is derived from two Latin words, unns, one, and eqns, horse, I think Boston 1s a unique town." New York Times, HOTELS CHAMBERLIN and HYGEIA, Old Point Comfort,Va. ‘The privileges of Golf and Country Club extended visitors of the Hotels Chamberlin and Hygela, ‘Tur New York Journal calls the Wortd an “idiot ™ be canso {t imitates tho Journal's methods und appropriates its ideas,’ It looks Ifke a clear case.— Kansas City Journal, “Cax you tell me the meaning of the word peace?" asked Miss Gray of @ little boy who had just recited a patriotic poem In which the won occurred. “Peaco means when you ain't got no children,” answered the child, “Tow fs that? asked Miss Gray, “When my mother has washed and dre children for echool in the morning, she say have peace,’ "— Chicago Tribune, 1 her six ‘Now Il Arran tho opera, a chafing dith and a pint of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne is always appreciable, “ Macpr never goes anywhere without dressing for it,” * Oh, no; she'd harry up and get anew dress ready If sho knew sho was going crazy.” Philadelphia Evening Bulletin, Prxetore: Mercy! Why did Mabel ever marry that young Slimkins? He's such # poor excuse ofa 1 Axx: Well, a poor excuse 1s better than none. Chicago Daily News, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, Commonwealth Avenue, Electric Light», most approved plambing. New and “So you won't let me play * Hamlet'? sald Storming- ton Barnes, mphatically, no! answered the manager. You have no respect for the character of the great Dane? “Now, my dear Storm!" was the soothing rejoinder, “what does the public care about great Danes? What they want is the bloodhonnds tn ‘Cacle Tom's Cabin?" “ when y° u do drink, drink Tr; Nbig » ** The Union of Lakes, the Union of Lands, The Union of States none can se The Union of hearts, the Union of hands, And theFlag oftheUnion foreverandever.’ A pure rye, 10, years old, aged by time, not artificially. Green Label. At All Pirst-Cilass Dealers, —Troy Times. THE LONG UNITED STATES LONG DISTANCE AUTOMOBILE Co. Standard Marine Engines and Long Distance Automobiles No. 62 W. 434 Street, New York. Factory 1 No, 907 Whiton St, Jersey City, N. J. Rarrmonz and Wasitxotox, IL. 8 Leach. Bostox, George T. Gould, Jr., 43 Columbus Ave. Ciacaoo, Ralph Temple, 293 Wabash Ave. Catalogue and Full Information on power, and will run 125 miles on one filling. MANUFACTURERS OF Sarexnoous + Depot Request DISTANCE AUTOMOBILE Acar built especially for touring on American roads, and to meet the require= ments of those who seek simplicity of construction, economy in running and unusual strength and durability. Built on the Mydro-Carbon System, 7 horse- Price, $1,000. ‘These cars aro On exhibition at oursales- rooms, No. 62 W. 43d St., New. York, where practical demon- stration willbe) gladly LAUNCH ARELLA. STANDARD MARINE ENGINES 10 hip. to 75 hips two, three and tour cylinders Fast Launches, Yachts and Work- ing Boats Alll the Latest modern improvements SMOOTH RUNNING, SIMPLICITY, ECONOMY Beantiful catalogue on request United States Long Distance Automobile Co. 307 Whiton Street Jersey City, N. J. comicbooks.com