Life — February 27, 1902 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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‘The « New, New Song.” YOR MODERN LADS, HEN all the world is Morgan's, lad, and all the seas between ; And every lamb a Sage, lad, and every lass a Green; ‘Then hey for automobile, lad, and to Wall Street awa: Young bulls must make their pile, lad, or bears may hi their day. When all the oil is Rockefeller's, and alll the stocks are Hill's : And all the railways Vanderbilt's, or Gould’s, or D. O. Mills’; To England in your airship, lad, of Schwab and Yerkes the peer ; God grant you find a billion there, to found a college here. Maida Castethun. Our Personal Column. ENRY JAMES is considering the editorship of the Congressionat Record. That periodical is far too simple and interesting as it stands. Mr. Winston Churchill says that the American historical novel has been exhausted, and he is now in Italy, studying up material for an Italian historical novel, the first part of which will be laid in the Paul Revera. After that he will visit in turn all the principal countries of the globe. “ANOTHER ONE OP THOSE ARMON-PLATED HEARTS FOR uxingssrs. WATCH ME BUST IT." as editorial writer on the New York J. Pierpont Morgan is going to put 3 an addition onto his art gallery. For { this purpose he is considering the Louvre. That genial Philadelphian, Mr. E.Ws Bok of The Ladies’ Hone Journal, isin town looking up a new line of lingerie paragraphs. Mr. Bok is on his way to Saratoga to get points on some new gambling schemes for his enterprising paper. Charles M. Schwab is an en- thusiastic wheelman. He uses the Monte Carlo make exclusively. W. J. Bryan will hereafter have the type used in the Commoner shot out of an air gun into the chases. It is thought this will improve the typo- graphical appearance. Miss Lillian Rusgell is now at work on some volumes dealing with her past life, in which practically everything of importance will be covered. It will be issued under the compre- hensive title of ‘* Husbands.” Professor Ernest Hacckel, the eminent scientist, has been trying to secure a living male specimen of the lowest order of human intelligence, one whose cranial conformation will tally most closely with the well-known Java skull of the missing link. It is said that as soon as this specimen hus been discovered, and Professor Haeckel i: through with him, he will be given a position wz uzupuese!” “Gop FOR! YR THE CROOL ADVANTAGE ‘YE'RE TAKIN’ THIS MINUTE, JIM CONNOR—AN’ Herald. A biograph picture of Ernest Seton- Thompson having his name changed while opening up a new department in The Ladies’ Home Journal is now ready for use by theatrical agencies, Tardy. ERE’S some more talk about the dis- position of the Filipinos." “Good gracious ! Haven't they been disposed of yet?" “an, mal TORY say EuGs THAT FLOAT. ane nap!" “ou, i'M A DUCK'S ROG 1 Se Cokes me “WE seem to be on very good terms with the Danish Gov- ernment,” said Tomdik. “True,” added Hojack. ‘Uncle Sam and Denmark are playing Copen- hagen.” comicbooks.com