Life — August 22, 1901 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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a by Soe 155 A Big Card. OLONEL ROOSEVELT has been to Chicago, and the newspapers are saying all the things they usually say when Colonel Roosevelt goes anywhere. They attribute to him divers honorable aspirations to serve his country in important stations, and suggest that his presence in Chicago was a preliminary step towards getting those aspirations realized. So it may be. Who can tell? It is no secret that Colonel Roosevelt appeals strongly to the imagination of the Boundless West,and that a great many voters in that untrammeled region would rejoice to vote for him for any office in the gift of the American people. He can make the fortune of a county fair anywhere between the Mississippi River and the Pacific Ocean, and his presence doesn't disperse crowds even in the East. No doubt it will turn out that he was wound up before being put on the shelf, and will go steadily until he gets down again. [* uy of our readers have any idea that Science ix lagging behind in these swift days of politics and trusts, they will be pleasantly reassured by reading the following list of subjects, from Science, treated by students who have obtained degrees from Johns Hopkins, Yale, University of Chicago, and Harvard. Also, the plutocrats who are giving away some of their millions for the endow- ment of our colleges, will take heart of grace : Virgil Everett McCaskill : The Metamerlam of Hirudo Medicinalts Edwin Bldweil Wilson : The Decomposition of the General Collineation to Space into Three Skew Reflections, Victor John Chambers: A Farther Investigation of the Action of Phenols and Atcohols on the Chlorides of Paranitroorthoaulphodenzoic Acid. Charles Montague Cooke, Jr; The Hawaitan Hepaticae of the Tribe Trigonautheae, Ward Weaver Simmons: A Further Study of the so-called infuslble Diamide of Parasulphobenzole Acid. Charies Wiliam McGowan Black ; The Parametric Itepresentation of the Neignhorhood of a Singuiar Point of an Analytic Surface. “NOW, GO HOME AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT THE BIGGEST ON HOOKED GoT Away.” you DREADFUL FATE! . , OKER. ASHAWAY: It seems so strange, among so many WHO WOULD BEA SAR ETTE UNOKER girls one meets, there are so few one cares to make WELL, THEY GOT HIM AT LAST, ils wife, AND THEY LOCKED Ue ar ties meen CLENENTON : Well, they can’t all be born rich. ea A el tte - comicbooks.com