Life — August 15, 1901 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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not sawing wood and laying the foundation of the wonderful constitution which is afterwards to carry you through life, you will be reading a few well-chosen books, such as the dictionary, the Bible, and one or two good comic papers. Yon will find the jokes useful later when you are called upon to make after-dinner speeches. You can then take your choice of “ straggling"? through college or leaving the farm with a dollar in your pocket. Better leave college alone, however, as it caches you a lot of superfluous things you may regret. Many a man who might have accumnu- ge fortune has spoiled roing through college rarning to love other things more than money. The best plan is to come to New York with a dollar in your pocket. Gout once to the lead- ing savings bank and deposit seventy-fivecents, Liveon the balance until you get work. As soon as you get work, save at least seventy-five per cent. of your wa if you can; or, better still, ninety per cent, You will thus acquire habits of frugality, which will be a source of happiness to you throughout your whole life. At the end of a few years you will have saved upa few thou- sands, and your success is now assured. Donot gamble. Rob- bing is not on afer and surer, but it is legal. Protected by the laws of your country, you can feel entirely safe. Reorganizea rt a small trus acquainted in Washin When you get to be seventy you eught to be worth at least a hundred millions. Youcan hen make a blotf at giving it all away, and be quoted as saying what it is wicked for a rich man to leave anything behind him, Tom Masson, An Inference. «€7T WONDER why so many Phila delphia girls take the veil and become nuns. “DO IE GO FER THE Doctor?” * Probably they want a more exciting “NO, JANE, JONN SAYS NE Do IT PER PLEASURE.” life than they get at home ” “LAWKS, MARY. IP THAT BE US PLAY, WHAT TERRISLE UARD WORK ur’D BE botNe If He WoRKED.” comicbooks.com