Life — April 4, 1901 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ee eh Shwe AT THE HOME OF THE WAR GOD LATEST FROM THE FRONT. Love’s Iron Rule. SINGLE heart, all yearning— Alone and unafraid— Was taken for a burning ‘To Cupid by a maid. But Cupid, keen observer, (Who dares to say he’s blind?) All smiling at her fervor, The proffered gift declined. And merely said: “Inspiring As is your heart, I fear not enough! My firing Is done in pairs, my dear.” Tom Masson, a a Gh | } Hi | MT Hi | Ate UL NG I Caledonia. THE acknowledged pre-eminence of Scotland in litera- ture, art, science, morals, thirst and dialect is readily understood when we learn that the Garden of Eden was situ- ated between Galashiels and Kirkcudbright. For a long time perfidious Albion distorted history and claimed that the famous snake and lady resort was in Berks and Hants ; but the recent revelations of Nineveh award the palm to the Jand of Barrie and Maclaren, for the documents show that Adam fed his bears on haggis and his ichneumons on kale. The balmy climate of Caledonia lends itself to intellectual effort and enables a modest man to wear golf stockings and ballet skirts simultaneously. The language of the land is soft, musical and mellifiuous, adapted to song and music, to theology and badinage ; it is weird enough to exhaust the resources of a type foundry, and robust enough to extract teeth painlessly. The religion of Scotland is bland but stim- ulating ; it induces perspiration in winter and chills in sum- comicbooks.com