Life, 1901-01-31 · page 3 of 20
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# Analysis of "Life" Magazine Page 83 This page contains a satirical dialogue titled "Sanctum Talks" between two figures: an older man (likely an editor or authority figure) and "Joseph," discussing the Boer War and British imperial policy. The cartoon ridicules British justifications for the conflict in South Africa. Joseph defends the war as necessary, claiming Britain must act decisively. The editor counters that this "unrighteous cause" damages Britain's moral standing, particularly among other nations who mock British conduct. The illustration shows the figures at a desk with papers and documents, emphasizing the bureaucratic nature of their discussion. The satire criticizes how governments rationalize military interventions while undermining their own stated principles—a timeless political critique that resonated with American readers skeptical of British imperialism around 1900.
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Sanctum Talks. «¢(.00D MORNING, Lire.” ‘Good morning, Joseph. How are you getting on down in South Africa?” “IT don't want to talk about it.” “What! Not talk about it? You start a nice little war—something, you know, that we in America call a ‘dead thing,’ and after it’s well under ‘ay, and it hasn’t cost more than two or three billions, why you don’t want to talk about i “No, I don’t, The fact i am sick of the whole business.” “You don’t tell me !"" “Yes, Iam. Here was a miserable, dirty, little nation of Boers, in a coun- Lire, I « . se Stage tent try that was—er—just reeking with wealth.” “Exactly.” “And here was John Bull, who needed all he could lay his hands on, with me for a mascot.” “And you thought you would sail in, lick the Boers in a hurry, please all the financiers in the kingdom, and make a name for yourself?" “That's it. And now the beggars won't be licked.” “And Johnny Bull is losing his trade.” “ And the Bank of England has ad- vanced its rate.”’ “ And all the other nations are laugh- ing in their sleeves.” “And everybody's kicking.”’ “Yes, Joseph, and there's the devil to pay generally, just because a des- perate little band of people who love their homes don’t know when they are whipped. It’s sad business, Joseph. But then——" “Then what?’ “You've had some fun out of it. You've sent your men over there to plunder and barn and murder, which is always good practice for a Christian nation, and you've chased Uncle Paul out of his home.”” “Um. We ought to have done all that in a month.” “Well, never mind, Joseph. This is Chamberlain’s war, you know, and you've done one thing, anyway.”” “ What's that?” “You've shown your persistence in an unrighteous cause, which is always the test of a true Englishman.” “Lire, I'm going.” “Allright. Good by, Joseph.”