Life — January 31, 1901 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Mins Terry's answer was very direct and to the potnt, for ahe w Ware quite mistak 1 watt nil I get home Tnever laugh at you on the * — Exchange stage, Ong of the h many-named tu {nw story told in th plest uses served by that wonderfl and . the moving-picture machine, appears London Mivic Halt “Wart! exclaimed the Grat Londoner, stopping before the London Times oftice, “let's read these bulletins about the situation In Sonth Africa. replied the other, much disgruntled, “1 want to tng at all about It + Then you ought to read these ; they're ofictal.”” — Philadelphia Press, Saran Beextanor says that one night, during a former Visit to America, when she was playing “Jeanne d*Arc,” she hurt her knee with a rusty nail. “The wound gave me con- siderable pain and trouble,” she says, “and It was thought that a slight operation might possibly be required This fact appeared in the daily papers, and a day or two afterward 1 recelved a telegram from the manager of & museom in might he please have it. He added he would drupe it if desires Argonaut. Like a dame Over your frame 4 And up and down, AURNUI Through all the town, A pany of Ke got t— In one of the iy night and day gp i ieteia oe omcer friend. 1 feel And it’s the fad sewn o heat steal It you « Pat on. o's, ca z Journey from Glasgow. She had observed hin 8, when Wares George M. Stearns was one of the leaders of the Hemen were watching the plctu pnth African scenes they rec.guized an The wife of the officer, on being wld of this, manager and asked that this pleture might be a evening, when she would purposely her husband for over a year, but at last har in Western Muskachusetts, one of the Judges expressed to him the hope that sometime he should see Mr, Stearns himself on the bench, “1 wouldn't be on the bench,” answered the latter, “and have to be ao good as you are, for all your d—d salary.”* Green Bag. “We hear a great deal about how the Pilgrim Fathers 4 KroUP—oD the screen of a clnematograph | landed on Plymouth Rock," sald speaker at the Soctety of New England Women’s breakfast yesterday. "There are times when I have almost wished that Plymouth Rock bad landed upon the Pilgrim Fathers." 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