Life — July 19, 1900 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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LIFE - 53 Simple Pleasures. Etiquette for the Million. PROPOS of doctors’ experiments AM a young man of twenty-four, and T have on human beings, the Corriere been married six months. Is it proper for me, della Sera says: when I take my wife to the theatre, to go out between When @ man fancies that he has invented a — the acts? orge. flying-machine, he does not ask another to try cs, . H Plow machine, Ne does wot ask another to trF No, George, not yet. You should wait at he inventor ts the victim of htsownim- — Jeast six months more. When Nansen tad the tdea of aval ent to reach a oe rut to reach the What kind of underwear is the best form for a meansof abalioon summer in New York? Willie, ubarked on it himself. Why, then, ceria! 5, + . Who have stuck in Gauze, thin, medium and ease On themselves frat? The idea ts so simple! dium and heavy cotton ; spring, Yes, simple perhaps, but your medi. summer, autumn and winter cal experimenter has preferences, Be- Weight of wool ; thin linen and sides, while it might cost him adollar thick linen, fleece lined, two to go to the circus, he can watch a pounds to the square foot, and pauper at a public hospital die in con-, nothing at all. Change every vulsions without expending a cent. hour, according to the tempera- It is an easy step from a dog toa ture, pauper, T have just received an invitation és >» Father Time: onvat scort! 1 DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL bo IF PEOPLE KEEP ON TAKING ME BY THE PORELOCK. THERE ARE ONLY #IX HAIRS LEFT. to a dinner, in which the writer says that it is to be a strictly informal affair. I don’t know whether she intends for me to wear a dress suit or not. What shall 1 do? Clarence, By all means, Clarence, wear your dress suit. Every- body clse will, and your hostess expects you to. The dinner will probably not be a good one, and the word informal has been inserted to cover all the secret criticisms that will doubt- less be made by the guests. Sueeueh 1 have been in y for some time, I have discovered the proper way to eat asparagus. Will you please inform me, and. ly oblige, A Sugferer. Certainly. Use only the Vardon kind when you can get it. Grasp the upperend firmly in both hands, make a tee of some salt on your plate, and raising the stalk over your right shoulder, swing around and drive great For Sale. Electros of this cut are for sale—cheap. The drawing has been lying Straight into your mouth around LiPe’s office about three months walting for affairs to turn in such = with the other end. You a direction as to make Its publication timely. But, unfe * have gone the wrong way. Perhaps Lord 3 oberta didn't ko should practice the aspara- this pleture. Atal events we should like to get rid of It. It can be sitered Pele Rah eat i to sult the Umea by substituting the face of Aguinaldo for that of gus drive before a mirror a {a piace of the British Liou pat General Otis, or whatever you please, ind few times before appearing in public.