Life — March 22, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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No sparkling wine tn use Is tts supertor. Finst So marked my stoc! anything. Seconp SHR MERCHANT: You're foolish. 1 marked my stock down to half-sizes, and sold everything 1p the house. — Baltimore American. Mexctast: Business ts poor, Why, I down to half-price, and then didn’t sell The guiding star of candy lovers isthe famous name of Whitman, The excellence of 2 WHITMAN'S Chocolates and Confections has made them famous everywhere. Ask the dealer. Whitman's Instantaneous Chocolate fs perfect In flavor and quulity, delicious and healthful, Made Instantly with bolling wii. STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, 1316 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, Pa. TIII N AE OLD POINT COMFORT, RICHMOND, AND WASHINGTON, Six-Day Tour via Pennsylvania Railroad, ‘The third of the present series of personally-condoctd tours to Old Point Comfort, Richmond, and Watblogte, via the Pennsylvania Railroad, will leave New York axl Philadelphia on Saturday, March 31. Tourists will fe | these threo places of great interest and at the belgtt |their Lenten season, Old Point Comfort especially bet | sought by those wishing to enjoy the early Spring seaxe Tickets, Including transportation, meals en route @ both directions, transfers of passengers and bagrap. hotel accommodations at Old Point Comfort, Richmot and Washington, and carriage ride about Richmond-it fact, every necessary expense for a period of six dap- will be sold at rate of $34.00 from New York, Brootljt und Newark ; $32.60 from Trenton ; $31.C0 from Philaéé phia, and proportionate rates from other stations. Ouv Porxt Comront Oxty. Tickets to Old Point Comfort only, including lunctes on going trip, one and three-fourths days’ board at ti place, and good to return direct by :egular trains witht six days, will be sold In connection with this tour at nit of $15.00 from New York; $1380 from Trenton; $29 from Philadelphia, and yroportionate rates from othe points. 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