Life — November 23, 1899 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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T SIVERS AT MLL WHAT'S IN AN ENGLISH NAME? T once loved a maiden so comely, Whose name was Alloa Cholmondel But shortly my thoughts and im Were wandering to Wendolin Wemyss, And soon my poor heart rose with leaps To the alt of Dellcia Pepys. And next I was lying in pawn To the charms of Feltcta Strachan, Who proved but a faithless decetver, And left me to Adelaide Lelvotr. Then ere long {implored as a Loon ‘The hand of fair Margery Motiun ; Too soon to be laid on the coals By love of Eltzateth Knollys, Who caused te to swear like « trooper ‘TUE met with my Madeline Cowper, She taught me her charms were a myth — So 1 wedded a plain Mary Smith — Octoler Overiand Monthly. Hexny Keves, of Vermont, was a life-long Democrat. Governor Mattacks—or Judge Mattacks—was for a briet emocrat also. After he got to be a Judge he soon Whig. While holding court at St. Johnsbury hi occupled a room at the leading hotel, which, as was usual during court time, was full, Late at night Mr. Keyes arrived and wanted @ bed. ‘The landlord informed him that every bed In the house had two tn tt except the one tat was occupled by Judge Mattacks, “Go up wnd tell him that Henry Keyes wants to sleep with tim. The keadlord told bim bas errand, up, rapped at the Judge's door, and, ritain. ‘The Inter mpany, Hream's Building, Chancery Lane, England, AGENTS. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s THE WILSON DISTILLING CO, Baltimore M “Henry Keyes,” said the Judge, half-asleep; “Henry Keyes, of Newbury? Democrat? Ob, yes, I've had tt once ; let bim in. —Argonans. “Lvea plan that will quickly settle the di Mculttes tn the Philippines,” observed the man with the Maulging brow, entering the office of the editor of the antl-impertalist Sereecher. “Good; take @ chalr,” sald the editor, greeting tim warmly. ‘What's the plan??? “Why, It's as easy and cheaper than lending money,” began the man with the buiging brow. “All you've got to do 18 10 Induce McKinley to declare war against Spain ; give her another good stckin’, and then force her to take Lack them Istands and cough up that twenty million she Luucoed us out of."—Veraict. AN ex.Jndge ts cashier of a certatn tank, Ove day recently he refused to cash a check offered ly a stranger. “The check Is ail right, * he sald, * but the evidence you offer in Identifying yourself as the person to whose order It 1s drawn Is scarcely sufictent.” * Dve known you to hang a man on less evidence, Judge,” was the stranger's response, + Quite likely," repiied the ex-Judge ; “but when tt comes to letting go of cold cash, we have to be careful.” Argonaut. EVEN the worst enemles of the Hanna administration will not claim that it ever betrayed a trust.—Drtroit Ngws, Iv Mr. McKinley ts right, and the Almighty 1a responsible for the Administration's Philippine policy, Mr. Bryan may as well make up his mind to face a heresy tral — Detroit News. HERBERT #. STONE AND COMPANY: CHICAGO AND NEW TORE, pest Hamilton, Mustrated by Te Bertts of Josephine, By Lord E Fables in Stang. By George Ade. Clyde J. Newman. Kesoteed to Iie Rich. Lessev Destinies. 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