Life — October 19, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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James T. Powers as" Tritby.” : LIFE : 343 Peter Daly as“ Juttet.” AS PROMINENT ACTORS SEEM TO BE INSPIRED BY SARA'S EXAMPLE, LIFE VENTURES A YEW PREDICTIONS. Py z © golf or not to golf: that is tho seals Be question, x -46. Whether it is nobler in tho mind to suffer Tho slings and arrows of tho scornful critica . “ Or to take arms against a links hy. of troubles oath And by trying, arn not. To drive, to putt: To putt, perchaneo to holo, the rub, For in tho efforts mado, what strokes may come When we havo cut the ballin half and cursed tho lio Must give us pause. Thoro’s tho reproach Ayo, thore's That makes us monkeys all the livelong day. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, ‘Tho professor's tongue, the best girl's con- tumely, Tho pangs of a poor approach, tho air that’s fanned, ‘Tho insolence of caddies and the scores ‘That patient merit only make more longthy, When he bimself might his quietus make With a bare brassie? Tom Masson. « P)OES Teddy love the G. A.R. us much as be makes out ?" “* Well, he wouldn't love the G.A.R. so much, loved he not the presidency more. An Army Culprit. HE CIVILIAN; What, Lieutenant Nobarm to be court-martialed? Why, I always thought him to be a most correct and inoffensive young man. Tue Carrain: Well, his crime was perbaps more due to impatience than calculated viciousness, but nevertheless it was an act absolutely subversive of our system, an act turving topsy-turvy the excellent regularity of our estab- lished routine, and well calculated to cause chaos if allowed to stand as a precedent in our departments and disci- pline, besides opening the way for un- limited license and fraud. So, of course,