Life — July 27, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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A vavontre recreation with Thackeray was a walk through the zoological gardens, “If 1 have cares on my tuind,” he sald, “1 come to the z00, and fancy they don't pass the gute," It was In the 200, as he walked along, that he made up the rhyme: First I xaw the white bear, then T saw the black; Then I maw the caniel with « limp upon his back; Then I saw the gray welf, with mutton In bis maw; Then I saw the wombat Waddle In the straw; ‘Then I saw the elephant a-waving of hls trunk; Then I kaw the moukeys—mercy, how unpleasantly they sinelt. —vahart. PROSPECTIVE MOTHERS. Preparatory Hints; Rathing; Clothing; Habits; Fresh ond Summer, ete., a subjects treated t free by Borden's all Borden Eagle Condensed Milk Brand. EVEN In the pulpit the Irtshman‘s speech presents, on occasion, the eccentricities which afford #0 much Joy to unprejudiced Ist “The Church,” sald @ brave, hardworking Ittle priest, to Lis Western parish the Church, my friends, 1s like ship that salls proudly on through thts sea of trouble that we call the world, The waves of sin beat In vain against her stalwart sides, and the waters of error dash about her prow and do ker no harm “ And why ts tht ness. “Why I this, my friends? rock; not on sand, bi no power can dislodge he mers, * he asked, with tmpressdve earnest- Ttecause she ts founded on on a rock, # sold rock, from which muth's Companion, AN IDEAL SUMMER REGION. “The Land of th wrth Carolina 14 the most magnificent: mountal east of the Rock! Forty-three peaks higher than Mt, Washington, Fine hotels And boarding-houses, charnilug resorts, Weal summer climate, e. A hooklet descriptive of this reglon, which may be reached over the Southern Rallway upon through vestibule trains from New York, also a book giving complete Ist of hotel4 and hoarding-houses, sent on application, Alexander 8. Thweatt, E.P.A., Southern Rallway, ew York, Or of the new generation of local titerary lights ts Louts fot a theitling autotlographiteal sk Fletion Ix Lacking when Truth Becomes Pertine grandfather was a Hungarian Jew, and the gran fon tella a story which Is amusing to the auditor, but only pathetic to the narrator, concerning # change tn his famtiy hame. When the grandatre left Europe, the Hebrews there Were 80 persecuted and so handicapped tn business that he he determined to conceal his nice beneath a new name, Landing In New York, the most common name over the shops on the streets he traversed was that of Levy, and be- Neving that ft was on a par with Smith and Browa, he promptly adopted it as his own, “And what was the Jewish name your grandfather dis- carded? Levy was asked, “Colton,” sald Louls, with a sigh. he ves: Letter. HOTEL All the attrac privacy of home. VENDOME, BOSTON. ons of hotel iife, with the comforts and Sur: If 1 were to die you would never get another wife What makes you think T'd ever want another like yout—Wasp. THE HOTEL “ THORNDIKE." BOSTON, opp, the Public G ¢ of ceutral location and attractive European plan, na. surroundings. Her FATHER (Num head of stairs): Ethel, 1s that young 1. (in ecstatie stage whisper): Awtu —Frchange. 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One day a native, for whom he had done or, asked hin for # «ilk handkerchlef which he nd his neck. nson, 1 1, gave Itto the hen asked, tronteall e anything else ainoan made a hasty survey of the room. # There Is the plano,” suggested Stevenson | Apotogetically, «I don’t know how to play t repiled the native, “I know, but," he added Exchange. ee ee re ee ee Alcohol, Opium, ‘The disease ylelds easily WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. to the Double Gold Trestmentas admins BUFFALO, — Kgered ar theae KEELEY LEX for particulars, Drug Using. ‘Chioride of Ny: REELEY TON, MAS. 2 eee PROVIDENCE. @ R. 1. HAVEN, CONN, { ! { ata ee eee anes team md comicbooks.com