Life — July 27, 1899 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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| palgn in Ohio, thy ain candidate, «peaking to made the following appeal 1 fa thelr good sen kive blin y keep him another year, And hy that he secures «till anothy 1 business princtp erves you In such a wity Isn't that a of one of the farny how Is It when the hired man gets to thinkin’ that be owns the nll farm?" er trled to get around the Inquiry, but the Iaugh had been turned on him, And the moral rematis that the elvil xervant who proceeds, from assurance of lis 1 nity rament, as If he “owned the hull farm,” undoubtedly needs the rebuke.—Vouth's Compante A New ORLHANS lawyer was dining at the Café Miche, In Marsetiies, w ard atthe next table a Hungarian re- lating to som nMcers an extriordinary lynching epleode that he alleged had occurred at a New Orleans hotel. A negro servant spilled a yp! ‘The guests deciled to lynch t 1 by the director of the carayansary to walt +s he Wax short of help, was strung up, the lady giv was too much for the lawy accosting the Hungartan, aske occurred. @ lady's dre wtildinner Sulmequently the eulprt the word, This strange tate Who rose from tbs and, tu what year the tncldeut hid For nalo by all Newadeatera in Gre: national News ¢ Lond Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! ‘THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore Md, be Inter. hancery Lane, * Just elght months ago,” replied the llar, calmly, while 1 was tn the State w Orleans myself all last year,” responded the law ps monsteur witnessed the han oF at mnbesed 1t,"? xatd th killing the Fre Diane mange Ang,” Interrupted lawyer. * You wee 1 was busy ch «heft the time for patting mustard in the —Exchanye. A LRADIN asked ty reluctant to ace Atlze take t Ina litte town In the north of Scotland Mice of elder tn the kirk, He seemed pt the honor tila wag, who knew lis weak- ness, Whispered to him that If he hecame elder he would get five pounds and a jalr of trousers at 4 of the year. ‘The year passed away, and when the promised garment did not appear, the elder went to the inlutster and sald: “1 haven the breeks yet." 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