Life — July 20, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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“JAMES, DAVE ME NEW CLOTHES COMe PROM THR TAILOR? ”* “ YESSIR; AN’ GONE BACK AGAIN, SK." SPORTS OF THE ANCIENTS. A MATINEE AT THE COLOSSEUM,. Cinderella Up to Date. HEY had just returned froma wedding, and tho two sisters wore discussing all they had seen with their usual volubility. Cinderella alone remained silent. “Yes,” said one sister, “we, who have been through a private somi- nary anda college, have been taught to observe, and it is natural that between us, nothing should escape our observation, Isit not so? Let meask you, then, if you took it all io?” “Indeed I did,” replied tho other sister. “I noticed first tho gowns of overy one of tho relatives, and by inwardly comparing their styles and make I could tell within a hundred dollars of just how much each relative was worth. Not only this, but their actions towards cach other revealed to me but too plainly just what their opinions of each other were, And then, the bride!" “Yes, the bride!" exclaimed the other. “Sho was dressed—" And in thirty-five minutes by the clock sho described what the bride wore. “And you," said tho first sister, turning to Cinderella, * tell us what you sa Cinderella. was silent until she spoke. “LE saw all you suw,and more sho suid, Tho sisters gazed at hor super- clliously, “ Indeed 1” they chorused. “What did you seo that we didn’t seo?" “noticed tho groom,” said Cin derella, Tom Masson, T is pleasant to observe bow frequently Governor loose- t's namo is mentioned when- ever need is suggested for a man of brains, resolution and integ- rity, But we warn tho Governor that ho must nottie himself up to too many things. It is quite pos- sible that the Republican party may come to its senses, and in the near futuro insist on bis undivided sors vices for four years.