Life — May 11, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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CROW ‘THE HOTEL “ THORNDIKE,” BOSTON, opp. the Public Gardens. 4 Se, Has Itberal management, modern detullstn every respect, ‘and fine cooking. European pian. = AN Engttsh writer says: “One of ) ‘ing charactere » Latica of the dog Is the persistence with wich he will pursue The Finest, some fixed {dea.” and the writer supports {5 view of the matter by the following story: Sol The Purest, “Last summer a friend presented us with a tortotse. I do tiot know whether our dog had heard of turtle soup, of ) The Best. whether be regurded the creature as a new kind of bone that walked about; at any nite, he determined to eat tt. Are an Unqualified Success “Whenever the tortotse started out on a constitutional] |] Not an down the gurden path, Gyp arrested it and carried It into his Experiment $3.50 kennel, where he gnawed at the impenetrable armor Ui! his SIMPLEST and SAFEST. suched. 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